Punday Monday 367!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is animals!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
animals
As in,
What do you get when you cross a shark with a child’s toy?
A doll fin.
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Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away !
My friend said she was dating a goat. I mean, greatest of all time😁😁😁
Thank you kindly m'dear. I never imagined I'd win a punning contest!
Why did the sheep run away from the date? Because it was feeling sheepish.
Word of advice from a seasoned punster....never use your punchline in the setup, it takes away from the comedic effect.
In this instance, I would say:
"Why did the lamb run away from the date?"
Then your joke hits harder!
Just my two cents
What if this falls into the category of anti-joke joke? Then it's technically perfectly executed 🤔
I once had to get my pet ant eyeglasses so we could go out to the comedy club and hear some ant eye jokes
Why did the sheepish sheep run away from his date? Because he was feeling sheep. I mean sheepish. I mean, he really is a sheep, so he can't be sheep-ish. Like, if I'm 7 feet tall, I'm not tall-ish, I'm just tall. To be clear, I'm not that tall. I'd say in some circumstances folks might call me tall-ish, though. I'm about average height, but if you're trying to reach a shelf but can't because you're shorter than me, then you might ask me because I'm tallish. In conclusion, the sheep was feeling shy. And another word for that is sheepish because sheep kind of come off as shy because they're wary of predators, and people are, frankly, predators.
Ba dum tsss.
Bada bing, you've been punned.
I humbly resign to your prowless (as in prowl, which is something that animals do when searching for prey, this being an animal pun thread, but the pun also being in reference to your ability to craft an anti-joke, specifically in the manner of an anti-pun).
Thanks! for the advice : )
I find this week's topic of animals to be un-bear-able
Did you hear about the Olympic track and field gold medalist had to drop out of the race for worlds fastest mammal?
I guess he knew he was racing against a cheetah!
I don't know any but i really enjoy the reading here 🤣
It's not about knowing them, it's about making them up! All original!
The Astrology Club and the Pet Rescue Center teamed up to host a talent show. I think they've just found a brand new Dog Star 🥁
Dudley the Stallion went to the veterinarian because he wasn't feeling well.
"Dudley, I'll give you some cough medicine," said the vet.
"Neigh," said Dudley. "My throat isn't feeling hoarse."
My old grandpa, bless his heart, just isn't what he used to be. I pick him up once a week for a nice stroll in the park. Strangely, he always chases down the deer to hand feed and pet them, his favorite spot to stroke is their antlers. One day, I finally asked him 'why?' and he said,"it's been a long time since I felt like a million bucks!"
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