improv! (@improv) - Neoxian City

improv!

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Improviser, scavenger, Jack of all Trades except the hard ones All original content, copyright me unless stated otherwise

about 7 hours ago

Empire of Nothing -5minutefreewrite For Kaboo sat atop his empire of nothing. On the first day of the full moon, he had been so sure of his plan, and now? His pack was slain, his territory inhabited by Klackzar,

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1 day ago

JK Rowling is not thoughtful When you say, "to hell with JK, but..." before announcing that you continue to contribute to her wealth, you are hurting more than helping. I saw someone say "money corrupts"…

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2 days ago

Drive Off A Cliff -5minutefreewrite For Time to truly drive off a cliff. This whole idea of doing things is bonkers. Not doing anything is the way to go. People spend their whole lives wishing they were doing le

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3 days ago

Don't Plagiarize -5minutefreewrite For Don't plagiarize. Don't let the truth evade your eyes Don't shade your eyes, but plagiarize plagiarize plagiarize, but remember always to call it, please, "research" That w

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5 days ago

I Beg To Differ -5minutefreewrite For I beg to differ. My GOD. I beg to differ. I beg to differ SO MUCH. Do you know what's nice, though? The smell of strawberry yogurt. My head hurts. I think I have some

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6 days ago

My first Drone Review! I bought a drone! This is my journey to owning a drone and a quick review because I found it so hard to find verifiably true human reviews of inexpensive drones. This is the…

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6 days ago

Punday Monday 401! Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is movies! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep go

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6 days ago

King of Fools -5minutefreewrite For I am the king of fools. I waste my days. I ... don't. No. Don't say that, Improv. There are many unwasted moments. Like when I held my kid just now and he said "warm and

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7 days ago

Round -5minutefreewrite For I am round. Quite rotund. Ready to believe that I could roll down the sidewalk without much trouble. I am square. Square as a peg. Cubic, really. Getting me to try something new is

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8 days ago

Walk This Way Please -5minutefreewrite For This way is the fucking way... Walk it! How's that? Is that good? That's GOOD! NICE. Have you considered that there's a good idea somewhere in there? You can get it

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