Punday Monday 377!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cuisine!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@elementm and @quinnertronics, you both win!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
cuisine
As in,
What do you get when you mix The View with the most best-selling cereal SoCal? Honey Nut Talk-Os!
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Thanks @improv and congrats to @quinnertronics 🎊! I'll try to get this next pun ready by the deadline 👍
Why don't secret agents ever share their favourite dishes? Because their taste in cuisine is always classified!
THEY CALL IT FAST FOOD BECAUSE OF THE SPEED THAT YOU'RE BODY WANTS TO EXPEL IT
How did beloved marvel superhero, The Punisher, come up with his superhero name?
He ate at Burger King everyday for a week straight!
Everytime I order chicken at a five star Michelin restaurant, it always seems so rubbery!
OK, I've got one:
People act like it's so hard to make good food fusions but I know I can do it. It'll be a pizza cake…🥁... 🎂 🍕 🙃