Punday Monday 369 extended for a week

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Hey everyone. I'm so sorry, I've been very sick this week. You can keep leaving puns on the most recent Punday Monday. There will be a new one next Monday.

https://peakd.com/hive-140084/@improv/punday-monday-369

As an apology, here's some puns I wrote about food this week.

A bunch of corn walks into a bar, and the bartender says

  • 'is is a Bri-ish establishment. 'ello! Tea?
  • Hominy to see some ID
  • Getting to the restrooms is a bit of a maize
  • Enjoy the jukebox. It should be music to your ears.

A bunch of chiles walk into a bar,

  • They're pirates on shore leave, looking for a good time. Cap' says "sin"!
  • They're very hungry, yo. They have a hollow pain, yo.
  • They talk like they have a cold because they "hab' a narrow" nasal passageway
  • But they aren't interested in drinking. They ar bowl-ing

How many Mexican dishes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  • torti lla forti
  • Two: Hamilton's nemesis Aaron Burr y tu
  • They can just relax and chill: nada!
  • Don't you think this setup is corny? no, it's a-maize-ing!
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How are you feeling right now?
I hope you’re getting better

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I'm much better thanks. I have a lingering cough and some sniffles, but am otherwise fine.

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