Punday Monday 355

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is cults!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

cults
As in
A bunch of scientologists wandered into a bar. But they don’t think drinking is very chiro practical.

I'm So Good at Puns

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Getting into the party, I realized they all shook hands in a way different from how I’ve always known

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Muy interesante, no había conocido hasta hoy de esta iniciativa

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I noticed the group of girls in my class wears the exact same hairstyle and dress color to school everyday. When I asked my friend what it was about, she said "Oh, it's their little RITUAL"

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Back in the day, I ran with several religious groups that people might identify as a "cult." At first I was only interested in the free shoes, but soon they had me wrapped around their fingers.

I was looking for an easy way to get through Heavens Gate, and We are all Children of God, after all. I appreciated how we were all one big Manson Family and how some of them had a real Temple for the People. I bounced around though. I quickly got bored with each groups rhetoric and was quickly onto the NEXTIUM. I even lived in a tree for six months, while I did a stint as a Branch Davidian!

Frankly, I'm just glad I made it out alive after drinking all that Kool Aid!

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