Punday Monday 354

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is lava!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@empressjay!

I told your pun to folks over on Pop.in, and they loved it best!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Lava
As in
What does lava like to listen to? Hot rock.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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I hit my head on a lava but the hard one (a rock)

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Did you know that the peregrine falcon will fly into an active volcano, as the heat helps them shed their feathers?

It sounds dangerous, but I can't think of a better place for them to molt in.

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FIRE is the ROCK's first LAVA(lover), it MELTS my heart seeing how much they care for each other. I guess the HEAT of their breakup will take a lot of time to COOL off.

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Did you know that Kīlauea jogs up to ten kilometers in a day? It's one very active volcano!

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