Punday Monday 352!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is berries!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments! (except that there were no puns this week, so that’s just there to connect every punday monday with its history.

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

There were no puns submitted this week 🫨

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

berries
As in
Oh, those are the best berries, but they’re just beyond my gRASP.

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My mom made me a juice out of BERRIES but she forgot to get me a STRAW. I didn't want to make her feel BLUE so I BERRY (BURY) my frown.

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I saw some blueberries on my way to your house. They were so short that it looked like they were buried in the ground

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I would eat more berries if they came in larger containers, they are always in those pint-sized packages!

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Thank you berry much for not using any cliche, preschool-grade puns!

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Growing up, my sister never liked any types of berries, always opting for plain old apple juice. me, I couldn't get enough of them, strawberry, blackberry, raspberry-thats my jam-its probably what turned me into the big, strong man that I am today. Maybe it's true what they say about boys n berries, after all!

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