Working as Mortuary Attendant

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In my community, there's an age grade that's involved in burying the dead. This age grade is compulsory for all sons of the land to belong to, when they come of age irrespective of whether they're home or abroad. If you're home and refuse to join, you'll be fined heavily until you succumb, and if you're abroad, whenever you visit home, you must pay homage to the leader of such a group.

Sometimes, this group of people do not just bury the corpse; they also bathe the corpse and get involved in certain rituals before buying the corpse ...if the situation is critical.

Hey! I frown at this age grade and always try to run away from their scene. Thank God, I haven't been a regular homie ever since I gained admission, so they can't see me.

What am I saying in essence?
I hate to associate with dead bodies (corpse). It's not like I'm sacred to a corpse, nah! I've seen and touched a lot of dead bodies. I'm not scared; I just don't just like it.
So, one of the jobs I won't find myself doing, no matter what, is being a mortuary attendant. I can never!

It always baffles me whenever I hear people say they bathed a dead body. Like, it doesn't look somehow to them?
I remember when my dad's twin sister died, my mom took the honour to bathe and cloth her before she was laid in the coffin. They were best of friends when she was alive so she thought it's her way of paying last respect to her dear friend. When she said it to us(my siblings and her), I couldn't comprehend the scenario. I wanted to ask her nonsense questions but because the corpse is a lady, I kept mute.

Why I don't like the job

The only reason I don't like the job is because the whole thing repels my system; my whole body doesn't like it at all. The thought of bathing dead bodies gets me sick.
I've heard a lot of people bragging about the salary in such jobs, especially those in foreign countries, but hey, no matter the amount offered, I can't give into such work.

I'm the type that hates bad odors to the core, and relating a dead body with odor even though it's not smelling puts me off.

There was a time we went to a burial ceremony for one mama who died in our church; she wasn't properly balmed because it was done locally.

You need to see how the smell was oozing out despite the cans of perfume sprayed. I was with my boss (pastor), which made me follow him inside where the coffin was laid. Mehn! The smell was so terrible to me that I almost pucked. I didn't know if the same was applicable to the people who followed us.

I know that well-balmed corpses don't smell, but what if I'm employed as a mortuary attendant and one corpse gets spoiled and begins to smell? I'll just quit work that day. I hate smells.


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I've seen in movies and heard in real-life experience about how risky it is to have ghosts in such work. If there's one thing that would make me work in such a place, it should be this: I love to see how ghosts work. Maybe I will have the opportunity to ask them questions about the other world.

Thanks for reading.

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I never thought of that man. Mortuary attendant! No way. I can never do such job no matter the salary. I know we would all die one day, but that doesn't give me the mind to take up such job. I really salute those doing it. You are on point.

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Mehn, that job is for people that....(I didn't even know how to classify them). The whole thought puts me off.
I always wonder how those mortuary staffs find it so simple.

Thanks for reading.

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It can be really scary and surreal dealing with corpses, I admit and it'd definitely not be a job I'd accept to do even though I'm offered a huge sum of money.
And yes, ghosts are real.

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And ladies do this jobs too. Those ladies are extraordinary.

From what I heard, ghosts in Mortuary are very real and manifest anyhow

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I can't imagine doing the job of mortuary attendant either. Apart from the bathing aspect, the being there 24/7 with these bodies is not for the faint hearted like me. I really respect able-bodied men that take up this job of carrying for the souls of the departed.

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Hahaha😂
Funny enough, ladies do this job too. Strong headed ladies.
My hands are up for them 🙌

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Really?? Ladies? WOW! I'm just hearing this o.

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Haaa! Ladies work in Mortuary na.
The job is opened for every gender as long as the person has the mind

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That mind is the major thing. I'm awe.

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I can never imagine myself being a mortuary attendant, I have not seen a dead body before take less of seeing a lot in a day.

#dreemerforlife

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Hahahah😂.
You must have been keenly staying off such scenes of burial ground.
Keep it up bro/sis

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I have gone to my grandparents burials but I wasn't there when there coffins were open😅. I am a sis😊.

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Hahahah.
You were scared of going to stare, right?
The spirit was not going to come out na.😄

I am a sis😊

Oh yeah, I think you're from my @wongi

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It wasn't intentional though, on both occasions I went when they had already close it.😅

Oh yeah, I think you're from my @wongi

Yes, I am😁

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on both occasions I went when they had already close it.😅

For where!
Those were your doings. You perfectly timed the situation 😄

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It was not on purpose 😂😂

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And, are you expecting me to believe this? 😄

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Well, I have tried explaining so it is now up to you to believe it😅

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Lol😄.
I believe now. Afterall, I don't want you to experiment it...I don't want anyone to die😄

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Ok, finally. No one is going to die ooo😄

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Lol😄
Alright.
I know almost every of Wongi's friends. I'm feeling like I know you too...

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I don't think so😌

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You wanna try?
Let me just rack my brain and figure out a clue

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Ok no problem, I'll be waiting 😏

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Okay, I'm done.
You gonna help me...
Give me a little clue.

You're slim and not-so dark, right?

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Ok, that was kind of accurate 😄 i am fair.

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Fair?
But not a fair as mine.
I know😄


See how my guess is so accurate...not that I was(am) sure it's you sef😄

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I don't know you so I cant compare. I know you are just guessing.

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Funny,
I went back to check on where I picked the clue and I found out that it's actually you. Wow!

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😂😂, so have you found any other clues.

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Hahahah😄
Another clue...
You make shakara with your small body 🙈

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Abeg where is this coming from😂😂

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Lol😄.
I got it. Accurate.

Can I meet you on discord?

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I am not really familiar with discord😅 but ok

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Lol😄.
I'm not surprised, you're a lady.
Ladies don't like stress.

Should we go to tiktok?😄

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Not on tiktok😂😂

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My first time seeing a slay queen that's not on tiktok.
Sign of end time😄

What's your discord handle?

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I have an account but I am not on for now and who says I am a slay queen. Its still jhymie

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Yeah.. though I'd most certainly be respectful, it's not something which I feel super comfortable with myself. Thanks for sharing.

#dreemerforlife beemed down from #dreemport - to this #dreemer curated post :)

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Yeah, I understand you bro.

Thank you for coming

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Dead bodies are not fun to be with nevertheless, we must never forget that they were once living like us. The only difference now is there is no more breathe in them. Dead bodies are scary I can relate but it should not be something we should run from because one day, we will be like that too.

#dreemerforlife #dreemport

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It seems you've seen a lot of dead bodies 😂

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Just few but of very important persons

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