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Recently, the world's population hit 8 billion. In other words, there are 8 billion people currently living on this planet.

Out of this 8 billion, there are different sets of people, there are the cool ones, the crazy ones, the NPCs...
but by far the most consistent group of people you will ever encounter are the annoying ones.

Now you might be wondering, how do you identify annoying people?

Well for me, it's simple.
I have an overwhelming desire to punch them in the throat.
It might be different for other people though.

Everyone has their criteria for identifying annoying people, and there are some people that are annoying to some people but are not annoying to others.
For example, some introverts find extroverts extremely annoying but some introverts are also best friends with extroverts.

But I believe there are some sets of people that are universally annoying to everyone, and these people are what we're going to be exploring today.

THE MOST ANNOYING SETS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

1. TIKTOKERS

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Tiktokers are a cancer to society and I mean that with every fiber of my being.
If y'all have noticed, ever since tiktok came into popularity, the world has gotten significantly worse.

Now, I'm not saying everyone on tiktok is a nuisance, there are actually some super creative and awesome content creators there. What I'm saying is the majority of people on that blasted app are nuisances.

Especially all those ones that ask questions.
"What do you do for a living?"
like bro leave me alone, I'm trying to go home and watch SpongeBob

or something like
"ass or boobs?"
like dude, will you give me one if I answer?

And by the way the answer is personality 😌👌🏾

These kind of tiktokers are annoying,
but nothing infuriates me more than the stupid tiktokers that bring up challenges.
And when I say challenges, I mean the stupid and dangerous ones.

For example, the crate challenge.
y'all remember that one right
where people will climb up and down stacked crates and try not to fall, and when they fall it looks really funny?

Yea, that resulted in more than 80 deaths.

Or what about the one where 3 people stand side by side, the one in the middle jump and the remaining two kick his feet and make him fall?

That resulted in multiple deaths and comas.

And those are the extreme challenges.
Even the less dangerous ones are still infuriating,
like the door jacking challenge where stupid tiktokers try to steal doors from anything, houses, cars, microwaves and so on

Imagine leaving a very stressful day of work, eager to go home and spend time with your family,

and one tiktok moron has stolen your car door,
how does one react to that???

Yup, Tiktokers are definitely one of the most annoying sets of people on this planet.

2. PEOPLE THAT ARGUE ABOUT "GOATs"

There is something people tend to do that confuses me, and that is when they take a certain amount of great people in an industry (music, sports, movies), and start arguing about who is the greatest among them.

A perfect example of this is Ronaldo vs Messi.
Two great footballers who just love playing football and are completely chill with each other.

But their fans...
O my gosh

Their fans are venom.

If you want to start an instant argument, just go to a place where there is a significant amount of men and shout "Messi is better than Ronaldo" or vice versa and watch chaos erupt.

These people argue so much that even seasoned debaters would be jealous.
The way they argue, you'd think Messi or Ronaldo is paying them

Sometimes they argue so much, it becomes violent and they start cursing family members.
like dude, why bring my mother into this, is it more than football😭

3. ASTROLOGY OBSESSED PEOPLE

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I have no problem with astrology on its own. In fact, sometimes I enjoy reading about zodiac signs and having fun with some concepts. That's totally fine. What's not fine is having an obsession with these things and revolving your life around them.

And unfortunately, we have too many of these people.

Imagine being a complete asshole to someone and saying "Oh, I'm not a bad person, it's just because I'm a Capricorn."

Capricorn ko, caprisun ni.

Most astrology obsessed people are not accountable at all.
When they do bad or stupid things, they chalk it up to their zodiac signs.

Imagine rejecting someone because you don't like their zodiac sign.

"Oh I'm sorry, you're cute and nice, but I can't date you because you're a gemini."

Well I can't date you because you're a moron.

4. BUTT KISSERS

In every walk of life, there will always be butt kissers.
School, you'll find them
Work, you'll find them
Among friends, you'll find them
even in prison, they are plenty there

As long as there's a place where there's some form of authority, you'll find butt kissers there.

Butt kissers are people that do questionable things to gain favor from authority.

For example, a student that reminds the teacher we have homework when the teacher has forgotten.

Or a co-worker that reports his colleague to the boss for taking 5 minutes extra break.

I'm sure every one of us have encountered a butt kisser before, and I'm sure every one of us have wanted to punch them in the throat.

Butt kissers suck ass (pun intended)

5. 90% OF EVERYONE ON TWITTER

A normal person on Twitter

If you ask me what the top 3 worst social media is, I will say Twitter 3 times.

Because damn!
It's as if these people collectively signed an agreement to be as annoying as humanly possible.

Twitter has the loudest and most obnoxious humans beings on this planet.
Not only that, but they are also the biggest hypocrites.

You'll see people on Twitter defending obese women and the next day make fun of an overweight dude.

Or the fact that they say the most horrible things, yet cancel a celebrity for someone he/she said years ago.

I hate Twitter man.
I wish Elon musk burned it to the ground when he bought it.

The most toxic people in this world are definitely on Twitter and it's not even close.

Of course, everything has a good side and a bad side.

But the bad side of Twitter is like the hairs on an adult gorilla, while the good side is like the hair on a baby's butt.
(If you're confused by my metaphor, you must be new to this place. Welcome.)

CONCLUSION

There are a lot more annoying people in this world but I was already getting annoyed as I was writing so I had to stop.

Unfortunately, the number of annoying people will continue to grow and there's really nothing we can do about it.

The only thing we can do is to slow it down by not being annoying people ourselves.

And if you want to be stubborn and be an annoying person, I will find you and I will punch you in the throat.

Thank you for reading.

Stay buzzing,

Maximus✍🏾