"MISS" MIRACLES - SPLINTERLANDS [PT-BR/ENG]
© Ukyron3
INTRODUÇÃO
Durante nossa rotina de farm em Splinterlands vão existir muitas partidas com reviravoltas espetaculares de deixar qualquer um boquiaberto. Hoje eu quero compartilhar algumas cenas cômicas das minhas partidas onde o "Miss" fez verdadeiros milagres (para ambos os lados).
O intuito desta postagem é humorístico, então não espere encontrar nada além de memes zuando aquelas partidas que geralmente nos fazem chorar. Espero que gostem!
"MISS" MIRACLES
Eu tenho certeza que você já ficou extremamente feliz ao ganhar uma partida por causa de um Miss improvável, mas também já passou muita raiva por suas unidades errarem todos os ataques e você perder miseravelmente.
O Miss pode fazer milagres e muitas vezes essas cenas são simplesmente cômicas! Vamos acompanhar esse compilado de imprevisibilidades altamente controversas e extremamente divertidas.
ENCHANTED FLY
Ambas as composições eram uma mescla estranha de unidades sem muito sentido, mas o adversário conseguiu se sair melhor no combate e pouco a pouco foi eliminando toda a minha composição até que...
Esse primeiro Miss permitiu a chegada de um novo Round que eliminou o Goblin Shaman com o dano do Earthquake que ocasionou no aumento da vida da Enchanted Pixie para 3. Esse detalhe foi crucial pois permitiu que ela pudesse aguentar o primeiro ataque para depois fazer isso:
Eu admito que quando vi a Pixie sozinha contra três unidades simplesmente cliquei em Skip e me espantei com a vitória. Ao assistir e ver que ela se esquivou dos dois ataques para depois o Earthquake cuidar do resto foi simplesmente sensacional (para mim né, meu oponente não deve ter gostado). É assim que eu imagino a Pixie vendo seus adversários sucumbirem:
REVERSE CHICKEN
Sabe aquela carta que sempre é utilizada apenas para sacrifício? Dessa vez foi a hora dela brilhar. Nossa querida Furious Chicken se aproveitou da regra Reverse Speed para se vingar das vezes em que ela foi chutada.
Pena que nada que é bom dura muito e logo depois ela foi depenada (como geralmente ocorre), mas tenho certeza que ela se sentiu tão bem quanto essa outra galinha:
WHAAAAAAAAAT?
Nessa partida aconteceu tanta coisa que eu resolvi só aceitar e seguir em frente. A teoria do caos foi realmente aplicada aqui em meio aos inúmeros ataques realizados.
Vamos tentar calcular quantas vezes o Desert Dragon atacou nessa partida?
Foram no total DEZ ATAQUES ao longo de 5 rounds, em que ele acertou apenas 4. Sério, essa partida foi cheia de altos e baixos e eu tinha quase certeza de que iria ganhar mas infelizmente a sorte não estava do meu lado. Essa foi minha cara ao ver LOSER na tela:
CONSIDERAÇÕES FINAIS
A aleatoriedade é algo mágico e pode nos surpreender positivamente ou negativamente. É mais bizarro ainda ao repararmos que todas essas partidas ocorreram no mesmo dia, foi um festival de maluquices imprevisíveis. E por mais que no momento possa parecer frustrante, momentos assim podem se tornar épicos e te marcar enquanto você está jogando, tornando Splinterlands mais jogo do que um simples investimento.
Muito obrigado a todos que leram até aqui, espero que tenham gostado. Se vocês curtirem meus conteúdos, peço que deixem o seu voto na postagem e sigam o meu perfil para poderem acompanhar as futuras postagens.
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© Ukyron3
INTRODUCTION
During our farming routine in Splinterlands there will be many matches with spectacular twists that will leave anyone speechless. Today I want to share some comical scenes from my matches where "Miss" did real miracles (for both sides).
The purpose of this post is humoristic, so don't expect to find anything but memes mocking those pranks that usually make us cry. Hope you like it!
"MISS" MIRACLES
I'm sure you've been extremely happy to win a match because of an unlikely Miss, but you've also been very angry that your units miss every attack and you lose miserably.
Miss can work miracles and many times these scenes are simply comical! Let's follow this compilation of highly controversial and extremely fun unpredictability.
ENCHANTED FLY
Both compositions were a strange mix of units without much sense, but the opponent managed to do better in combat and little by little he was eliminating all my composition until...
This first Miss allowed the arrival of a new Round that eliminated the Goblin Shaman with the damage of Earthquake that caused the increase life of Enchanted Pixie to 3. This detail was crucial as it allowed her to withstand the first attack for later do that:
I will admit that when I saw Pixie alone against three units I simply clicked on Skip and was amazed at the victory. When watching and seeing that she dodged both attacks and then the Earthquake taking care of the rest was just amazing (for me right, my opponent must not have liked it). This is how I imagine Pixie watching her opponents succumb:
REVERSE CHICKEN
You know that card that is always used only for sacrifice? This time it was her time to shine. Our dear Furious Chicken took advantage of the Reverse Speed rule to get revenge for the times she was kicked.
Too bad nothing good lasts long and soon after she was plucked (as usually happens), but I'm sure she felt as good as this other chicken:
WHAAAAAAAAAT?
So much happened in this match that I decided to just accept it and move on. Chaos theory was really applied here amidst the numerous attacks carried out.
Let's try to calculate how many times Desert Dragon attacked in this match?
There were a total of TEN ATTACKS over 5 rounds, in which he only hit 4. Seriously, this match was full of ups and downs and I was pretty sure I would win but unfortunately luck wasn't on my side . This was my face when I saw LOSER on the screen:
FINAL CONSIDERATIONS
Randomness is something magical and can surprise us positively or negatively. It's even more bizarre when we realize that all these matches took place on the same day, it was a festival of unpredictable madness. And as frustrating as it can be at the moment, moments like these can become epic and tag you while you're playing, making Splinterlands more of a game than a game. simple investment.
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Essa galinha aí fez hora extra, heim rs
Eu gosto muito do Splinterlands, mas se tem uma coisa que eu não gosto no jogo, são as várias mecânicas que dependem de RNG: Flying, Dodge, Retaliate, etc. Eu entendo o atrativo de mecânicas aleatórias para um jogo, mas eu REALMENTE iria preferir se nenhuma mecânica do jogo dependesse de aleatoriedade..
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E eu concordo contigo. Todas essas partidas foram no mesmo dia, ou seja, todos os dias vão existir um monte de partidas em que você vai montar uma composição melhor/pior, mas o resultado não será o "correto" devido a aleatoriedade e isso é bem ruim.
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Belo conteúdo, estranhamente aconteceu comigo essa parte da galinha, porém ele tinha ela nível 3 que lhe rendeu 1 de ataque, com o invocador de fogo +1 e acabou eliminando meu time na base da esquiva.
Nossa, essa galinha tava realmente furiosa kkkkkkkkk
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Ruh roh. . . this post is triggering for me. . . I can just envision myself being your opponent in each of these examples leaving a permanent impression of my face in my desk from repeatedly smashing my face into it xP
Dodge mechanics are not my friend :*(
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