What a fucking mess

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If you follow my movie reviews then you know I am a huge Sylvester Stallone fun, especially for his classic roles like Rocky and Rambo.

So this old movie (2002) I had never heard of before appears on Netflix called I SEE YOU with sly as the protagonist. Ok, I am at work, jerking off like usual so I figured..what the heck let's watch it.

I see you is a crime/cop/detective movie that... blah blah blah.

Fuck it. I will save your and my time.

It's a fucking mess. Even the title is a fucking mess. You see originally it was called Detox or some shit but Universal Studios hated the movie so much they sold it to some other fuckers who renamed it to I See You. Or some shit like that.

The editing? A fucking mess, it makes it so hard to follow.

The characters? A fucking mess. Too many, no back story which make the movie even harder to follow.

The acting? Cringy in most of the cases. MeSly tries but the cop role, at least this one, doesn't suit him.

Everything is just dog shit. Even the ending felt just so rushed and stupid.

It's no surprise this movie has a 5/10 on IMDB. And that's probably because of all the sly fanboys jerking their dicks with one hand and giving a 10 with the other. If it wasn't for him it would probably have a negative score.

Overall, a fucking mess / 10. Don't watch it.

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that' why I don't bother with any movie that has a low score, regardless of the actor :P

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Didn't check the score first :(

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Never heard of it, won’t waste my time. But on the other hand 1899 is fantastic, I’m on episode 7 now.

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Glad you liked it!

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I finished it last night. I hope they do another series of it.

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Sylvester Stallone was the hero of my childhood with these 2 films

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Watched the trailer and that is enough for me thank you. Did they make it up as they went along as it sure looks like it. I enjoyed Stallone in Oscar as that was the opposite to Rambo and maybe shit now as that was many years ago as well.

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they make it up as they went along as it sure looks like it

You just described the movie as best as I can think 😂

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I like the Rambo movies. But I think leave this one out !

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Sly usually seems to be able to pick good scripts. Maybe that's his writer's instinct for a good story or maybe it's just luck. Even when a script is only so-so, he can usually save it. But has has picked a handful of really bad ones. Whenever I want a good Sly cop film, I go for Nighthawks. Copland was good too, though not as good as it should have been with that cast. I'll stay away from "I See You/Detox".

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I am new here start following your movie reviews. I read your post i think this movie is not good and entertaining. People's don't like to watch it again.

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i dont really like to watch old movies haha

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Hahahha like u i am a big fan because of rocky and rambo , and some other interesting titles! But for me after the 2000´s the movies are bad for him!!maybe because he got old and chose poor his next movies? Just a guess
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