TIL It's Legal To Buy Human Bones In The US

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This is probably the creepiest trivia I have ever shared. And I have shared quite a lot of them 😄

Apparently, it's totally legal to buy and sell human bones in the US. And I am not talking as an institute/organization/ whatever. But as a citizen.

Don't believe me? Here's one such... eShop I stumbled upon today!

https://www.jonsbones.com

Having said that, owning a... decent piece will make quite a dent in the average consumer budget.

For example, a plain skull will set you back about 3.500 $ USD

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Want something more affordable? You can always go for a vertebrate for just about 55 $. What a steal!

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Your budget is super tight but still want some real human remains? Well then, a human tooth goes for less than 20$

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Got lots of bills to pay? Or what about that mortgage you can no longer afford?

Worry not, your soon to die grandma can fix that!

Whether you’re an avid bone collector or you’ve just stumbled upon a family heirloom and are looking to give it a new home, please reach out to us. JonsBones is committed to responsibly sourcing and protecting human osteology.

Say good bye to grandma and hello to financial freedom 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳

  • P.S All screenshots and quoted text are from https://www.jonsbones.com
  • P.S 2 This is not a paid sponsorship. Just something hilarious, in a dark way, that I just had to share

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Did anyone tried making a soup outta those human bones? Asking for a fren.

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I believe this is a common practice in Europe as well. I know hundred of cases among medicine students here in Eastern-Europe, sleeping with the bones in the student dorm, and even bringing them to a party in few cases...

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That sure is weird. Bones are quite expensive but I guess some people don't shy away from it. I don't think I'll buy or sell any though.

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Most in my family are doctors, and when my sister was at the university, we bought her also a full skeleton. It was a lady, and we called her Sissi.

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Did you bang sissi?

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She was bones skinny...would not as was also old, estimated 60 at times of passing.

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