Meet the Robo-chicken
With civilization in the brink of collapse I recently decided to start growing some chickens. I have no problem surviving in a diet of insects and shit if shit hits the fan but family needs real food so it only made sense to start with chickens since they are they easiest livestock to grow and maintain.
If all goes well I might get myself some goats and shit too. Dunno, we will see.
Anyways, a friend gave me a hen and some fertilized eggs and very soon I had my very own flock of chickens 🐔🎉
Unfortunately, one of the chickens was born somewhat retarded. And by retarded I mean its legs were totally fucked up. The little fella was super miserable and could barely get around. Not even the hen seemed interested in helping him.
I was thinking of turning it into a mcnugget...At least he would serve a purpose.
But my friend @steemychicken1 came to the rescue and after a bit of thinking gave the little fucker a life-changing upgrade.
Just check these sexy legs:
Now, allow me to introduce you to robo-chicken. A true wonder of human ingenuity:
It's been a few days since the chicken is using its new legs and it's moving and eating much better then before.
There is actually a chance this Darwin failure will make it...As long as my friend doesn't get lazy and makes it a new pair of legs when the time comes lmao 😂😂
Stay tuned, more updates on my robo-chicken coming soon!
Man that's awesome. Raising chickens alone is a short term goal of mine, but robo chicken is that next level, i hope they work out for the chic! :)
Yeah, hopefully it survives and becomes a fully grown chicken 🍗
How about you planting some sweet potatoes combining with the livestock farming , I was opportune to rear pigeon between last year and sometime on June this year before I relocated to my new base and I have to sale them off and give out some as free gift to a friend of mine. Secondly in the year 2020 I brought a female 🐐 Goat which normal gives birth to triplets and now I have up to 7 goats which my mother is taking care of for me @nevice is aware of the this . In all I would like to encourage you to keep it up in training livestock, it provides foods and gives cash as well. Finally you have nothing to lose in keeping them especially when u are training native ones . It's your nigga [email protected]
What a sexy upgrade🤣 As long as it makes the chickens life easier.
Half machine half chicken 😂
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Despite the alternate legs visibility , what still missing in which I can't wait is seen the chick move along and eating with given alternative new legs.
That quite an ingenuity indeed.
When I read the title, I was thinking of a new technological devilry brought to market by some new tech company.
While playing Splinterlands I saw the first Furious Chiken and thought I wouldn't see any other version of chicken than the ones on my plate when my wife enjoys trying new recipes :) !LOL
There is also a TV series called Robot Chicken and you might think of making one yourself : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Chicken
Anyway thanks to you I saw for the first time in my life a real robot chicken.
You and @steemychicken1 did a great thing together for the little chick!
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Yeah I know of the show , I stole their title 😂
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Smart idea of being self sufficient. Poor chick, great idea. Guess that’s why he’s steemychicken1…..🤣
A fitting username
This is what kids listen these days? No wonder they are retarded as fuck
🤖🐓 That little McNugget is kinda cute haha
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That's looking very interesting and I am amazed to see how You are helping this little, innocent chick.
But I am surprised to see that he is walking with his new legs? Because If something happens to my chick, such things irritated them alot and they don't want to have such stuff near their body.
I think You understand what I want to say? Is this proves to be helpful for him or whole life he has to used these legs.
My cousin also have some chickens and their little chicks are very beautiful. We are lucky that all of them are normal can eat and drink.
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Interesting post, I haven't seen anything like this before. I think that posts with this robot chicken will bring in income that will be enough for the bird to live a comfortable life.
Nah, no need for the post rewards to give it a comfortable life ^_^
Hahaha
Robo chicken must do a great job with, I guess
careful now, we don't want you to become one of those goat lovers :P
heartwarming chicken story tho :)
LMAO
I upvoted without reading yesterday.
You and @steemychicken1 are my new heroes. I know you hate corny but here it comes🌈🌺🌼💐
With all the rotten stories I read every day, this one was sorely needed
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I ll post some photos when me and steemy have it for it dinner!
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It's good that you have put your mind to help him and now it will be easier to live like this.
I'm so glad to hear that your robo-chicken is doing well! It's amazing what human ingenuity can accomplish. I'm sure your friend is very proud of their creation.