Brothers suck!

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No I am not referring to having male siblings, although those often suck too.

I am talking about an old movie (2009) that Netflix recommended me based on my watch history.

The main stars are Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal & Natalie Portman and it had a decent rating of 7+ on IMDb so I figured I would enjoy it ..

As a sidenote, this is an antiwar/drama blah blah movie about a bad ass marine dealing with PTSD and trying to re integrate into society after being presumed dead...

Well, imo the movie sucked.

Maguire did an excellent job with his acting. But I couldn't stop thinking what the fuck is spiderman doing on Afghanistan without his suite. And why the fuck isn't he throwing webs or some shit. Also, he just doesn't have the looks to convince for a bad ass war hero. Of course I am talking about cinema, real life is different. Tldr, he won his paycheck but they should have gone for another actor.

Gyllenhaal did a good job, the role fitted him well.

Portman, as always sucked. Not my dick unfortunately. What the fuck is she even doing on Hollywood?

And one of the kids was super annoying. And a privileged little cunt. I'd love to punch her teeth out.

The story was good and I like what they tried to did and show and shit. But unfortunately the casting mostly sucked balls. So naturally, I hated it.

It's not a bad movie, I just didn't like it. I am sure others will.

3/10 from me 🤣

While on tour in Afghanistan, Sam's copter is shot down and he is presumed dead. Back home, it is his screw-up brother who looks after the family. Sam does return, but with a lot of excess baggage. source



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I’m not a fan of him a Spider-man either so this won’t work for me. Thanks for the synopsis

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Bully Maguire getting 3/10 this can't be true.... But based on Facts you said I would have thought the same way !LOL why spiderman... I'm Gonna watch this one.

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Oh man, the title got me here and I didn't know it was a movie. 😃 😁
While I thought of giving it a try, seeing a 3/10 mark probably I will skip it. Thanks for sharing!

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wow! makes me glad that i only have a sister!! :P (btw, it's her Bday today!) :)

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What the fuck is she even doing on Hollywood?

she got lucky with the Professional?

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Spiderman should stay in New York City swinging around 🙂

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Portman is cute, but I've never been impressed with her acting.

Looking at the trailer, Maguire looks like he's trying. He always has that creepy look so that could work for him here.

But I won't watch. I don't like emotional drama like that. I'd rather sometime light hearted most of the time. Like this:

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But thanks for another review!

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In trumpman's head - " One brain cell: Let's watch one of the new and entertaining TV series. The other one: Nah..... let's watch some random crap from more than a decade ago that Netflix recommended "

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And one of the kids was super annoying. And a privileged little cunt. I'd love to punch her teeth out.

You mean #greta?

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Heh, and uglier than Greta 🤣

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