Best Movie Ever
The other day my gay buddy hive friend @alexvan suggested me to see a movie. And that I did today.
The movie is called Velociraptor. No, that's not a typo. As the name suggests, it is about a pastor that turns into a Velociraptor. And as you would expect from such a premise... it's a masterpiece!
Words just can't do this movie any justice!
Story? It has everything! Dinosaurs, ninjas, priests, pimps, you name it!
Special effects? I shit you not, it has the best practical effects I have seen since forever!
Casting may be comprised of total newcomers but you will never know. They live and breath every moment of their roles!
A perfect movie. 10/10
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Ok, on a serious note, this is just a ridiculous movie. And pretty much everything about it is ridiculous. And if you watch it as one, I promise you will enjoy it from start to finish. It's one of those bad movies that are so bad that you actually have to see. And that of course is intentional. And I enjoyed it way more than I expected.
60 minutes of cringe perfection, 10/10. Especially if you are stoned.
Here's the trailer, you can decide if it's something you would like to watch:
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. source
And here's the full movie. Enjoy 🤣🤣🤣🫠🫠🫠
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I nearly chewed off my tongue pronouncing that, no doubt, the thriller should be worth it.
Give it a watch, is funny as fuck
Loool surely hahaha
I have seen it drunk, after a tough Oktoberfest night. It was so sick, stupid and fun :))
Now this is a real sick movie, where you need to be high to be able to watch it (I had two tablets of Bromazepam and it was fine): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103905/
I have two hours before my wife comes home. Quickly !
Did you like it? 🤣
the movie feels weird already..
Added to watch list
Hope you like it 😂😅
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Haha gotta watch this - thanks!
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Bruh, Seems like someone Hijacked your Account... !LOL
Never thought I will seeee you Giving 10/10 and saying masterpiece in all aspects! Dayum, that's a Movie I'm not Gonna Miss by any chance!!!
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Cool. Gonnaaaa give it a watch on weekend.
you must be smoking some quality stuff in order to enjoy that piece of.... art ? :))
I was 100% sober fren
laaaame :)
Guess I’ll have to give it a view.
Do it. You will become a better human being
I will check out the movie too , It sounds like a very interesting movie to watch
Looks mortifying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think there should be a category in the Oscars for best title.
Snakes on a Plane and Velocipastor would definitely be nominees😁
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I ain't know what to say exept, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦♂️!
Well said!
I actually contemplated this more. I’m always interested in conceptual processes. Do you think the name of that movie came before or after the conception of the plot?
I think the name came first and production did everything they could to make the movie about the title. What if it was a T Rex? Wouldn’t work… move wouldn’t exist. What gimmicky cool name could there be for a werewolf like priest that transforms into a stegosaurus? Oh, maybe I just thought of one, Pterodactyl Pope.
There’s a bunch of movies like this from the 80s that made me think that some drunk and high people were just sitting around blabbering, someone says something outlandish, makes intoxicated friends chuckle and then someone says, “ahh you should make an entire movie about that.” Ala, Frankenhooker, Killer Clowns From Outer Space… I don’t know, but if I ever come across an excessive amount of stupid money for a stupid cause I’m gonna create an entire 120 minute film about Pterodactyl Pope. Those birds were giant and vicious. 👍 (I’m not drunk.)
Lmao. You friend put too much thought into this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are correct. I asked someone else. A person who has a vast knowledge of these types of films. His response was a capitalize, “yes”
💪😊😎😜😁🤙 looks awesome!
but also kinda scary!!
j/k.. i'll watch em as soon as I'm done curating! :)
awesome practical effects! 😉🤙😁
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It looks amazing. And on YouTube so I check it. A perfect 10
I think i will have to watch it to see for myself😃
Yes ^_^
The synopsis is so chaotic. It's giving Scott Pilgrim vibes. Definitely going to check it out.
Do it!