The Adventures of Ageese - El Mago
The Adventures of Ageese - El Mago
Wednesday 4 am Caracas in Venezuela
Ageese was bored.
It always happened around this time when the humans were asleep.
"Why can't they be awake when I am awake" thought Ageese to himself.
"I know I know" he thought excitedly.
"What is Uncle Ed doing. I bet he is having fun, he is always having fun."
"Let me call him on our Samsung Universal Remotes" thought an excited Ageese!
¡Apúrate! ¡Apúrate y contéstame tío Ed! purred an excited Ageese.
(Hurry up! Hurry up and answer me uncle Ed)
"Oh fluff it's Wednesday, we are only allowed to talk in Spanish to Uncle Ed on a Tuesday! No wonder he is not answering me."
"He is so clever, I want to be like my Uncle Ed"
"Soon I will be a charming rascal too!" purred a very excited Ageese.
Wednesday 9.04 am Kirkcaldy in Scotland
"Hey Ageese, what are you doing up this early? Are you misbehaving again?" said Uncle Ed, whilst packing some food into a bag.
"And yes I heard you, but it is Wednesday, and you know the drill by now, no Spanish on a Wednesday!"
"Have you been practising the foot biting trick on your momma Eli like I told you?"
"Yes Yes I do it every day Uncle Ed" purred Ageese
"Good, make sure you practise it well. Remember that you cannot progress to class 2 in the School of Charming Rascalry until you have mastered that Ageese!"
"Okay I won't let you down Uncle Ed, she will have to wear thick socks soon because I am getting that good at it." purred the excited Ageese to his Uncle Ed.
"Come on, let's go Ageese!"
Wednesday 9.14 am Beveridge Park in Scotland
"Have you ever seen a wizard Ageese?"
"What you mean like an El Mago Uncle Ed?" purred Ageese
"Well not so much a magician, but a real wizard Ageese. He is really ancient but with age comes wisdom, you will do well to remember that."
"First though we need to find his wee helper Sammy, who will take us through the portal."
"Aww fluff off Eddie Wildlife, you always come up here interupting my breakfast!" said an irritable but cute wee squirrel sat atop a rock eating his breakfast oatmeal!
"Sammy my man, how ya been keeping?" said Eddie Wildlife to the squirrel.
"He talks Uncle Ed?" purred an astonished Ageese
"Of course I talk you silly cat, squirrels talk not just purr like you cats!" laughed Sammy the Squirrel.
"We are members of the magical animal kingdom! If you come looking for me Eddie, I am guessing that means you are looking to meet Michael Scott?" asked Sammy to Eddie.
"You got it Sammy, I want Ageese to meet the Wizard."
What the fluff?
A scratching and banging noise was heard, which started Eddie and Sammy.
The scratching got louder and louder.
The banging got louder and louder.
It was like paws scraping at against glass.
"Ageese! what are you doing?" demanded Eddie
Both Eddie and Sammy turned to look to see Ageese standing scratching the glass as if he was trying to get out and catch something.
"What are you doing Ageese?" demanded Eddie again.
"Birds!"
"Birds!"
"Birds!"
"I have to catch!"
"I have to eat!"
Eddie and Sammy burst into laughter.
"Haha you silly cat, that is Batty and he will skin you alive if you try something Ageese!" laughed Sammy.
"Batty!"
"Batty!"
"Batty!"
"Batty, But...But...It's a bird!" purred Ageese
The bat slowly woke from his slumber.
"Eddie, Sammy what brings you here to disturb my morning slumber?" whispered the awakening bat.
"Batty MacBatface may I present my wee nephew Ageese"
"Oh lord help us, not another bloody cat!" moaned Batty
"Don't worry he is in training to become a charming rascal" grinned a beaming Sammy.
"Ah that changes things, I am very pleased to meet you then Ageese, we charming rascals need to stick together." screeched Batty to Ageese.
Ageese who had calmed down, was now sat on the arm of the chair in his home in Venezuela, transfixed at what he was seeing unfurl before his eyes.
"eh pleased to meet you Batty, hmmm sorry about before, but you know, birds birds, well you know, you just gotta!" purred Ageese.
"Oh, that is forgotten now, let's go meet our Wizard Ageese!" said Batty to Ageese.
Time to meet El Mago Ageese!
"Eddie, Sammy and Batty my three favourite charming rascals how are you and what are you doing here this morning?" croaked the Wizard Michael Scott.
"Well Michael, we have come to show you the newest potential charming rascal." replied Eddie to the Wizard.
"Aha that will be our first venture in Venezuela. You must be Ageese." croaked Michael to Ageese "Forgive my croaked voice but I am still suffering with long Covid."
"How did you know my name and I am humbled to meet a real wizard I thought it was nonsense!" purred Ageese softly.
"Now then young Ageese! Do you know that I am almost a thosand years old, so of course I know your name!"
"You are a very lucky cat."
"The Charming Rascals are a select secret organisation founded by Eddie Wildlife that spread charm and rascalness all over the world and beyond."
"I see that you passed class 1 and now you are in class 2. Remember the art is in not leaving a scar when scratch."
"Yes I am learning Sir Michael Mago Wizard ehm what do I call you?" purred Ageese.
"Well Ageese just like you are Ageese and not a goose, I have many names, but for you I am El Mago!" croaked Michael Scott the Wizard.
"Okay El Mago!"
"Blast and darnation, do you hear that?" croaked El Mago.
"Yes El Mago, I heard the toilet flush, one of my humans must be up."
"It is your mother Ageese she is coming to get her morning coffee. So we shall continue your teaching for class 3 very soon in the next episode of The Adventures of Ageese."
Ageese sat enthralled at what El Mago was saying to him.
"Okay El Mago, I better go now!"
"Bye uncle, bye Sammy, bye Batty ehm sorry again and bye El Mago until we meet again."
Thank you for reading The Adventures of Ageese - El Mago. Do look out for more faction adventures of Ageese and Eddie Wildlife coming via a Universal Remote near you soon!
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sammy!!!! now i wonder where my version of sammy now is... its been months and looks like you haven't received it yet :(
Somewhere stuck in a portal between there and here :(
i know and it makes me sad :(
Well you never know, I have known things to turn up at Christmas times.
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Hehe nice one Ed. I thought it was your cat until I read the end. !LOL
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hehe thanks Steve, he is a cute cat but he is Eli's!
What a bunch of charming rascals 😹😻
I can picture you, Super Ed whispering in Ageese's ear while I'm sleeping how to play harder and bite me on my feet 😂
And I now understand why Ageese has spent the morning looking out of the window to see if you will come and get him again. 😹 😹 😹
hehe they are all charming charming rascals!
hehe and I think the pictures worked perfectly, even me putting my remote in front of Ageese!
yes he is in training but listens well to his Uncle 😃
Hola hola Super Ed! Feliz viernes :)
The photos were perfect for the story, haha and your setup with the remote control is so cool! I think Ageese is listening to his uncle a lot these days 😂.
How everything? I hope not too much rain... must be weird days over there with the loss of the queen :(
Thank you Super Eli, yes was fun getting the picture.
The Queen and now King Charles III it is weird and a shame, so the state funeral is Monday 19th, and I am in mouring. It is weird someone I have admired all my life, then finally she passes away.
So many people now find out if you like each other, there are anti Queen messages and actions.
No Surrender
And tomorrow you set off I think...
So if I don't hear before you go, be safe super Eli.
I meant to ask and maybe I did, who is taking care of Ageese?
Hola Super Ed! Estoy en panamá haciendo el stopover. Todo bien pero no he dormido porque el vuelo era temprano en la mañana.
The queen was an admirable woman in many ways. She was always so given to fulfill the role that she had to play in life. It's a shame, I can't say that I like Carlos III
My mum is taking care of Ageese. She is staying with him in my home. So he is with his grandma jeje. Have a good Sunday :)
King Charles III is a star.
FIFTY years ago he was telling the world we are heading for an environmental disaster. He was ridiculed and made to appear to be a fool.
I hope people take it more seriously now, of course they won't. Greed and corruption will win.
Ah grandma is staying with him, jeje that is cute.
vale stay safe Super Eli.
I made it and thanks for the reminder 👍🤓
I think you're the batty one after reading this 🤣
Ageese sure gets around. Can I sign up to carry his bags for him, please? .
He's one cool cat 😎
I saw it and loved it!
Oh I am batty, of that there is no doubt!
I love it, and can you carry his bags, well that is up to his owner @coquicoin 🤣
Okay... well now I know who to bribe for the position :)
"We're all mad here" - the Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland (smart cats abound!!!)
Lol - cool story !
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hehe thanks hoosie, they are fun ones to write😁
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Thank you so much Treasure, it is always fun to write about Ageese the cat.
I read it twice. Very interesting story with beautiful and inspiring images.
Thank you, it was fun to write this one!
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Gotta love an adventure that centers on a cat's perspective! They are always noticing the things that we cannot be bothered to, in the most fantastical ways. It is fun to think what a day might look like for them :) Thanks for sharing @tengolotodo!
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You fun man you!! I knew it. Hahahaha. Always save the best for last. I hope to meet our celebrity Ageese someday. I want his autograph. Something tells me that there is a story behind those carvings and I am so curious..
I am sure that Ageese would only be too willing to give you his autograph.
Wow, I see Ageese is learning really fast, it's just a matter of time before he passes to the next class, he sure wants to be a charming Rascal, hehe.
The old wizard does look really old, it must have really made Ageese happy to see a wizard in person.
Partner, this story of Ageese and Ed wildlife is a really beautiful one, you are just so good at telling us a real life story in such a beautiful comment.
I hope you did really well for the contest?
hehe partner he does want to be a Charming Rascal. Ageese is very much trying hard I think:)
It is fun to write about Eddie Wildlife and Ageese, and I am glad the story you liked partner :)
Yes little Ageese is being a very good boy, hehehe. You are a really creative writer partner and it's always a pleasure to read from you.
You flatter me partner!
hehe yes I think Ageese is learning to be a good boy now, but still a charming rascal though!
As for being a creative writer, I am not so sure, I just write what I think 😎
Please be ye flattered partner, lolz 😁😁.
Yes, of course, once a charming Rascal, always a charming Rascal, jejeje.
Exactly! That's what makes you stand out in your writing partner and I'm always impressed to read from you.
jeje yes partner once a charming rascal then always one!
Well your words are always kind and like music to my ears :)
Thank you for being you partner!
Yes partner, now I'm really proud of Ageese, I hope he can complete his training of being a charming Rascal, jejeje 😊.
Awwn.. I'm so happy my words are like music to your ears, that's so sweet of you to say partner, now I'm blushing ☺️.
It's always a pleasure of being me and seeing that people appreciate it, it makes being me really fun, thank you too for being you partner. Have a memorable Sunday partner ❤️.
oh yes partner, don't you worry Ageese will graduate charming rascal school!
I know he will, after all I am training him 🤣🤣🤣
aww you blushed, how cute is that partner, I shall have to get you to blush again :)
Well being you is fun as you do make people smile and appreciate seeing you!
Jejeje, that's right, I'm alsk very positive Ageese will graduate with good grades because he has the best teacher ever ❤️.
The truth is, you always make me blush partner, I just don't say it because if I do then it will be in all my replies to you, jejeje.
I'm really happy you are happy having me around, that's a really priceless gift I always thank God for 🥺.
Now you have no idea how big of a smile that gave me as I read it partner;) A blushing Hope is just perfect😎
Now I'm having that same big smile on my face partner, I'm so glad I could make you wear a big smile, hehehe.
hehe and I love knowing that big smile is on your face partner!
It is partner, now I'm finding it really hard to let it go, hehe.
hehe then make it bigger partner!
Of course it will be bigger partner, especially when I know you are here 🥰.
Good morning partner ❤️, hope you had a great night rest?
oh partner, yes I did have a great rest, and will have a great rest again tonight later.
What about you, how was your Thursday?
That's good to know partner, I hope to also get a good rest too. My Thursday was awesome, you know I won the last prize of the treasure hunt in the PYPT and I was really so happy.
Oh did you, woohoo well done partner, it is awesome to win things, what did you win, I have never managed to listen to a PYPT live as it is when I cook dinner!
Yes I was so excited, I felt I was going to pull down the ceiling, lolz. I won three dreemerge cards, 100 dreem tokens, 5HSBI and 5HBD 💃💃🤸♀️🤸♀️.
Oops! No wonder I haven't seen you there, I really hope you get to join us one of these days partner.
wow partner what a great prize, not one but four prizes!
HSBI tokens are great, I love them, I give one out to the winner of ttt.
And you won HBD as well woohoo that is awesome, and tokens and cards, hehe I am chuffed and smiling and laughing now!
Yeah 5pm is just about the worst time for me, but one day I will make it!
Yes partner, all of that was mine in just few minutes. You know when I heard the prize to be given out to the winner I was skeptical if I had a chance but I was surprised I got the answer and that was it, they were all mine 🤭🤭.
I really hope to see you sometime, maybe you prepare dinner earlier or you can just join the voice and just listen to everything we say, hehe.
oh so you knew the prize before the question was asked!
Ah well that is even better, and well done.
Yes I shall have to see one day and join in...
So you're the one who teaches the biting class to puppies and kittens 🤣 I always wondered where they learned that!
Another fun adventure, thanks so much :)
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Thank you, as always it was a fun one to write :)
You really do need to focus more on the no scar part 🤣🤣🤣
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jaja yes I think that might be wise 😎😁🤣
OMG! This is soo cool! Now I understand what @wrestlingdesires was talking about! Good one! I laughted so hard on this. Ageese is so cuter though 😍
Thank you, it is fun to write adventures of Ageese, this was my second story and he is not my cat, so getting photos that I need can be hard jeje. I am glad you laughed though😎
I surely enjoyed reading it!
That is what I like to hear :)
They would certainly be a force to be reckoned with 🤣
I knew you'd love Ageese :)
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