Snake In The House

I was in my room last night when my neighbor started screaming, "Help! Help! Snake, ooo!"
I ran to her room with a strong hand in my hand. When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbor inside her sitting room.

Other neighbors joined me with their heavy sticks. We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you evil snake!".
I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red eyes.

Then, if I counted from 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once, which we all agreed to. I started counting. 1...2,...3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA seized the light, and deep darkness covered the room. Omo, come and see the stampede in the room.

The worst part was that none of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs, while others climbed the center table.

I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks, thinking it was the snake! If somebody mistakenly touches another person, a heavy object will hit the person with immediate accuracy.

As I was standing on the fridge, a few seconds later something soft touched my ankle! Omo, I didn't waste time hitting the thing with my big stick. Immediately, I heard a cry in the room. Somebody was shouting, "Jesus! My head! Who hit me?"

It was then that I realized that I had hit a human being. I moved blindly forward to console the person, then I mistakenly fell from the fridge, and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's knee! Almost immediately, a heavy piece of wood landed on my hand.

I shouted, "Blood of God, who hit me?"
Papa Emeka shouted, "Jesus, tender Daniel, no vex na me; I think say na the snake touch me."

A few seconds later, Nepa restored the power, and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw Papa David hanging from the ceiling fan.

Papa Femi was almost inside the water dispenser bottle. Papa Philip was inside the wardrobe, and Papa Emeka was holding the bulb, hanging in the air. To cut the story short, we were able to kill the snake, but everyone left the room quietly with swollen body parts.

like this now, I am on top of the of the massage bed. Dem batter my own body with rod.".