"THE FIGGY DUKE"

this little bastard had called me a lazy creep
they sounded like some fighting words
I don't like the kind of dice he rolls
I aim to squeeze off you're figgy apple pie
you spread it so thin...on tip of your toast
I will keep my hands to myself...I am so lost
do you like me in this desperate spot
..I wanted to mix up the batter
...over the counter
..did you flip over the chicken..to based it hot..
. do you mind if I scope out you're recipe
..I am the silly duke in a naked mansute..
slightly nervous and spitting out novelties..
..I ran away from home when I was thirteens...
..sss.
this gave me the bragging rights to sprinkle a jawn in you're salty jam
..put that stuff on the hot frying pan..
a number one hit for my cooking tips..
watch the sticky stuff starts to drip..
..I will whip it quick over the window sill...
..i will pour the fluffy milk over you're moist marshmallows..
..I can be a casual chef..in you're private kitchen..slapping the hot knife down..
while i am describing a decapitation...
dial out of town to the eight five six
..sing while reading the recipe for the duke that runs the local castle..
the figgy gets stickier with a hot hickory stick
..I will stay for desert...

WRITTEN BY JAMES RITCHEY
DOMELIGHT PRODUCTIONS @
UNEDITED MATERIAL...
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