Satire for the Stars

A light on the road illuminating

well it's about a star

they say that a star is a luminous astronomical

of course that's what the astronomers claim

but they don't really reach the luminous path

of course they are spheroid in shape

Stars don't have hydrostatic equilibrium

nor do they have their own gravity

stars think they are better than planets

stars go and eat hamburgers

stars play baseball

some stars stop shining.