Satire for the Nuns

It is satire within due respect

nuns are women, though they may not seem to be

a nun is a woman with the same grievances

some are consecrated others say so too

a group of them are usually of a religious order

others habitually follow a life of debauchery

they do not respect the spiritual rules

they do not like celibacy at all

much less obedience and chastity

the mojas do not like the total isolation

some of them think they are vampires in costumes

the nuns don't like to pay for the novitiate.