Satire for the Mochos

Nothing personal, it's just humor

the mochos think they are the most perfect

they claim to be complete in their totality

mochos are not devotees

they don't believe in any religion

they have never lost any limb

they do not practice double standards

some say they are indigenous peoples

mochos are usually cuckolded

all mochos are Spanish

they get confused among pirates

mochos are not a part of the body.