Satire for Pregnant Women

Lines for all Pregnant Women

pregnant women don't want to go to the birth

they are always in a good mood

they are very thin and disheveled

pregnant women swear they don't have sex

they are the only ones who don't suffer from nausea

they almost never get headaches

they don't know whose child it is

they don't remember when they got pregnant

pregnant women always want to have a cesarean section

they do sit-ups every day

pregnant women never go to the gynecologist.