Satire for Pilots

Let's talk a little about our pilot friends

pilots are always afraid to take control

they don't know how to guide aircraft in flight

they always break the stick

sometimes they dream of flying like butterflies

they think they are flying cows

some of them hesitate to pilot vehicles

they are terrified of riding on ships

their driver's license is always expired

pilots are irresponsible

they know nothing about aeronautical systems

they did poorly in the aerodynamics exams.