Tales of the Urban Explorer: The Hole in the Wall
It was mid-December and I was not up for exploring. I don't explore during the cold months for the following reasons:
My fingers turn to ice, the ground is constantly wet, it rains even more than during the summer months, your feet get pissed through and the trees lose their leaves.
‘the trees lose their leaves?’
I work incognito, and if there are no leaves then everyone sees.
'I was shit at poetry during my schooldays.' - further down you can read about other things that are 'really shit'.
“St Thomas is open proper, we need to go like NOW", an insistent @anidiotexplores was telling me via messaging.
While it did irritate me that my last visit to this church was not a complete success, it didn't feel like enough to drag me out.
Still, I had not been out since October and was feeling the cold turkey. It was a trek just for a single notch on the bedpost and the sun was shining.
…but this post is not about St Thomas Church, it's what happened on the way.
..."That looks suspect"...
@anidiotexplores was motioning to a typical ancient British building, brimming with neglect but standing proud next to a bustling traffic light junction.
'decoratingcentres.co.uk' is gone. Perhaps if they had the foresight to remove the 'space' in the URL people could actually find it (if and when it existed).
O’Neill’s Decorating Centres still exist and are operational..., just not here.
No matter how much I tried I could not get an external without cars being in my shot. Fucking annoying I tell you, just like the shadow you see above.
It didn't take long to notice the 'Hole in the Wall', or should I say the gap in the corner.
O’Neill’s Decorating Centres had tried to layer several large pieces of wood over their shop front but hadn’t gone quite far enough.
My comrade was through the gap in seconds with me gaining a few scrape marks on my midriff. It was either wood scrapes with the odd nail for good measure or brick marks.
“This looks like a right bag of shit”
What could I expect in deep midwinter with a pass-by ex-store front?
I think I am watching too much Ozark.
Inside was gloomy, dirty, and dark but now I know this once did belong to 'O'Neill's Decorating Centre'.
The large room downstairs was just that, a single room. We headed up the stairs in search of more excitement.
This room has been subject to arson. As there was fuck all in there we didn't fancy stepping on those blackened boards for sheer 'testing purposes.'
Had someone already fallen to their doom? We found no human remains down there so assumed not.
Reaching the top floor we searched for a way into the other parts of this building, but to no avail.
A red door with a highly cobwebbed handle was going to be the highlight of this exploration.
Unless you love pigeon-shit encrusted stepladders.
That knob was a sight to behold... and I’m straight.
Take your time and you can always get a creepy-looking stairway handle complete with decaying spider webs.
Scenes like these I see only too often. You can take it easy or go for the leap across. The latter could prove fatal unless you have not practiced your ‘landing like a fairy’ exercises.
This wallpaper needs to be replaced, such negligence…
The entrance to the deep cellar; move the slide and jump downwards.
@anidiotexplores jumped down while I explored the rest of the cellar. I couldn't be arsed going down there unless that cartel cash was to be seen.
The rust-encrusted filing cabinet’s drawers would not move, not even an inch.
ITV7 is a new one to me. All I can find is a horse racing gambling site.
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Besides a shoe dating back to medieval times and a bunch of old beer bottles, there was little to see.
At least it wasn't sludgy and wet, appearances can be deceiving.
According to him there was nothing worth seeing down there. I should have descended if only for the climbing practice.
Slipping through discarded building materials we headed for the 'Hole in the Wall' in anticipation of yet more scrape marks.
Ouch, bastard, ouch…, it's skin or a new set of jeans and jacket.
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It seems the cobwebbed handle dates back to medieval time, since then no body has touched it :)
Oh yeah.., you never can tell. Henry the Eighth probably got laid in this very room while looking for yet another wife, just before the decorators took over.
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Those were some cool old bottles that you found in there. That gap looks really tight. I don't know if I would have been able to fit through that! I likely would have ended up with quite a few cuts and bruises!
It was a tight squeeze but gave a little with some persuasion. Lots of nails, they mess up your clothes if not careful.
They can mess up your skin too! Take it easy! Last thing you need is a tetanus shot!
what a cool picture
Wassup man? Entertaining per usual. I really dig your shadow in the third image down. Have you ever found stash money?
That shadow was annoying, I try and avoid them if possible.., the junction was incredibly busy and I had little in the way of options. Not found a sausage yet.., besides the usual bric-a-brac.
I'm with you, I do too. I'll end up repositioning or just scrapping the shot all together. Your worked out nicely. Got any weekend plans?
Not sure yet, but won't be exploring. Tough on where to go next, after Sheffield, it's slim pickings.
Waistline and fairy landings sounds like your work is cut out for you!
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Breathing in hard works for the first part, the second is tougher. I need some ballet shoes.., that might do it!
Tip toe through the window, I can picture it.... not alone on that one!
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Ah, a dig at Blurt. You couldn't resist!
Another shithole. One day you will find some real gold I'm sure.
Nobody had said a word until now! This explore was a little like Blurt.., heh..
What a beautiful façade to the building - shame to see another going to ruin. And what a state inside ! Lots dangerous !
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Quite terrible inside this one, but you never can tell. Are you going to HiveFest? I can see you are trying to grow your account, and it's the best place to make connections bar none.
I cant see I can get there to be honest. I should have made the effort to go to Halifax. I'll try to get to the next UK one, or maybe attempt to get an event going up here in Scotland, as there are a few Hiveans up here.
Another beautiful old building, thanks for sharing your exploration with me. But one thing upsets me, why do the asses set fire to the building when there is a fireplace that they could have started the fire in? I guess I answered my own question because they are asses.
Oh.. because they are mindless morons who like start fires. It was probably done by someone else who slipped through the gap before us.
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Another interesting building and nice images of the stairs, but these holes are very dangerous for the visitors. Looking like holes in a horrible movie.
I gave up on ozark midway through season 3, it got too far fetched and I lost interest, bit like that spanish one, money heist, great to start then total bollocks. Anyways nice DERP!!
A partial Ozark fan! I am on season 2 and I wouldn't like to be a Byrd :) Still quite compelling viewing as yet.
Must be honest My fav's are Darlene and Jacob