splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(93)
starting 1600 - shitty silver 1
day 1 - anti magic
win 3 - annndddd fucking immediately lose to the goddam level 1 3 buff summoners
here we are on season 93 of the same fucking bullshit again
well, there's 3 in fucking row lost - the last one was to some fucking rich prick with a fancy fucking title
i fucking give up - taking a break
and fucked out of another 1
new focus - death
annnddd here's #5 in row fucking lost - right fucking back to where i started at - for the 40th fucking season in a row
win 1 - lose 1
well, managed to get my ass kicked backwards a league on the first day of another shitty season
win 2- annndd fucking lose 2
unfucking believable - well, im 50 points down from where i started - taking a fucking break before i lose another 250 points
another 10-20 matches of fucking win 1 - lose 1 , win 2 - lose 2 - season #40 of just fucking not getting anywhere
tried a few more - annnndddd got fucked out of another 50 points
ABSOLUTELY UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - up to 8 in row lost now - THAT MOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 1 LLAMA - down to 1400 - lost 200 points in 2 days
what a fucking joke this is turning into
and the new lands bullshit - it's like a never ending abyss to suck the players dry - im getting real close to just fucking bailing
pulled an epic and a gold - they're prolly only worth a fucking penny at this point
day 2 - defend
well, let's see how much more i can get fucked
unfucking believeable - and the shitty losing streak fucking continues
well, fucked out of another 50 points
annndd now it's another 10 fucking matches of win 1 - lose bullshit
i'm so fucking pissed off i need to take break
jesusfuckingchrist - and i just keep losing to the fucking level 2's - this is getting fucking retarded
down 300 point from where i started the season
well, fucked out of 50 points and another 20 rounds of win 1 lose 1 , or win 2 and get fucked out of the streak by a goddam level 1
finally pulled off a streak back to 1580 - i'm only a few points behind after a couple days
i sure hope the rewards start to get better , lately it's just been garbage
day 3 - water
battled it back into silver 1 - annndddd immediately lose right bakc into silver 2 - FUCK !!!!
made it back to silver 1 - annndddd FUCKING LOSE 3 IN A FUCKING ROW - GODDAMMIT !!!!!
pulled off a decent win streak - ONLY TO FUCKING LOSE TO A SHITTY LEVEL 1 SUMMONER - it wasnt even a fancy 3 buff summoner
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - ad IMMEDIATELY LOSE 3 IN A FUCKING ROW RIGHT BACK TO SILVER 2
6 more garbage rewards
day 4 - fire
annnd the shitty losing streak continues
i stfg if i spend the whole season in fucking silver league i will rage sell everything
well ther's 6 in fucking row pissed away again - 60 fucking points less than what i started with 4 days ago
fuck this shit - i'm taking a break
UN - FUCKING - BELIEVABLE
day 4 lost another 3 in a row - 100 fucking points down from where i started - i can't fucking believe how fast this shitty game is going down hill
OMFG - another 10 fucking matches of win 1 - lose 1 , and constantly fucking losing to these shitty level 1 summoners is dogshit
fucked out of another 3 in a row - down 150 points from starting point - unfucking real
well, i started selling shit and took $50 out of this shitty game - only $7000 left to go
annnnddd another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , standing fucking still donw 150 points - ohwell, time to sell some more shit
win 3- annndddd get fucked by the level 1 yodin - GODDAMM FUCKING GARBAGE !!!!
oh look - more shit useless rewards
day 5 - death
whoopeee - win 3 back into silver 1 - anndddddd IMMEDIATELY get my ass kicked back into silver 2
5 fucking days in and i can't do any better than fucking silver league
finally pulled off a 200 point streak until i hit resistance
anndd now i'm gonna lose it all back - taking a break here
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1
pulled a gold card at least - that might be worth 2 pennies
day 6 - life
start with 2 wins is nice - annndddd then lose 1 match for 30 fucking points - are you fucking kidding me
followed by the daily 10 matches of win 1 - immediately lose 1 - fucking bullshit
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - annnddddd fucked out of 3 in a row again - right back to where i was yesterday
another fucking season of just fucking standing still - or worse yet just fucking nothing but losing
well, theres another match fucking pissed away - taking a fucking break before i get fucked out of 100 more points again
i lied - tried a couple more and now i've lost 100 points for the day - ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT GARBAGE !!!!
stupid fucking me tried a few more to make up the points - AND FUCKING LOST 50 MORE - so glad i started selling shit
oh look - some more garbage rewards
day 7 - stealth
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1
or even worse , win 2- lose 2 to the fucking level 1 3 buff summoners
7 fucking days and still standing still in silver 2 where i fuckeing started the season - unfuckingbelievable
annnddd up to 5 in a row fucking pissed away - LOL , day 7 and i'm going in reverse back to 1600 where i started
goddam what a fucking joke
win 1 - lose 2 to the fucking lower level summoners - fuck me this is just getting fucking stupid
the best i can do with $8k worth of cards is going backwards in silver league - fucking horrible
finally - pulled off a decent run up into gold 3 - only took 7 fucking days to move up 1 league
i'll probably lose it all back into silver later
annndddd let the losing begin - lost to a fucking ruch asshole with a title - followed by a loss to a fucking level 2 shitty summoner - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE
so fucking tired of losing to lower level cards - the programmers must really fucking suck at math
11 more super shitty rewards
day 8 - exploits
i started the day by beating @some-asshole , https://splinterlands.com/?p=battle&id=sl_ca30bed903f7928a7fdad8e88f04b437
win2 - annnddd then get fucked out of the streak by a fucking level 1 3-buff summoner - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
finally pulled off a decent run up to 2100 - then got stopped out by some dickhead with a fancy title
up 200 points - lose 100 points
another 10 matches of win 1 - lose 1 , just another typical day
5 rewards - NOT 1 FUCKING PLAYABLE CARD !!!!
day 9 - FIRE == NOPE , not playing a losing streak this late in the season new focus = disable
win 1 - lose 1
win 1 - fucking lose 3 , just another fucking day going backwards again - fuck this , taking a break
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - and theres 4 in row fucking pissed away , well, so much for yesterdays gainz
looks like like nothing but high level motherfuckers on today - i fucking give up
well, fucked out of 100 points by all the level 8's for the day - i'm done
annnnddddd fucked out of another 50 points - it's either level 1's or level 8's
every fucking time i lose a match i have to win 3 to make up for the loss - this is just getting to be near fucking impossible
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - i fucking give up for the day - nothing like getting immediately fucked out of 50 points starting out
pulled a couple shitty cards = this is gett abysmal
day 10 - healing
start by fucking losing 2 more - getting even closer to silver league again
finally pulled off a little streak - got stopped , taking a break before i fucking lose 3 more
annnddd immediately turn around FUCKING LOSE 3 in a row AGAIN - GODDAMM THIS FUCKING STUPID BULLSHIT SHITTY FUCKING GAME !!!!!
let's fucking lose another 2
win 2 - annddd get fucked out of the streak - looks like all the high level fuckers on
here we are losing 3 in fucking row right back to fucking 2000 - i've been at 2000 for 3 fucking days now after getting fucked out of 150 points
unfuckingbelievable it's been 10 shitty days and i can't advance any further than this - fucking garbage
well, picked up a couple gold cards , probably only worth a fucking put together
day 11 - FIRE == NOPE - NFA with that bullshit - healing again
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - the losing streak continues - nothing like fucking losing to level 1 summoners with my level 5
this is just turing into pure fucking garbage - we're up to 7 in a row pissed away now , even taking breaks to stop the shitty losing streak doesnt seem to help anymore
LOL - day 11 and here i am after losing 200 fucking points right back donw to 1929 - almost where i FUCKING STARTED !!!! - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!
ANNNDDDDD HERE'S #8 lost to the GODDAM LEVEL 1 LLAMA - fuck this, back to rage selling I go
9 in a row lost - annnddddd here comes the level 6 motherfuckers STILL down here in gold 3
oh look - another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , win 1 - lose 2 fucking bullshit
win 2 - annnddddd here comes the fucking level 6's - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
i guess i'm gonna have to win 2 and then fucking leave for an hour and come back to see if that fixes the never ending stopped out at 2 wins problem
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT win 2 surrenders - ANNDDDD IMMEDIATELY hit by the level 6 motherfucker - well, that's what i get for not fucking walking away for an hour
FUCKED AGAIN !!!!
1500 merits in rewards - meh
day 12 - disable
well shit , another 10 fucking round of win 1 - lose 1 , just another day of standing fucking still
annnddd let's get fucked some more
win 1- lose 1 a couple times - folowed by win 1 - lose 3 to level 1's or the fucking high level fukcer at the end
unfuckingbelievable - lost another 3 in fucking row to lower level summoners and cards - day 12 and going fucking backwards towards silver league AGAIN
i can't believe this is the second season i can't fucking do any better than gold 3 with $8k worth of level 4/5 cards - fucking ridiculous
oh look , another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 to the fucking level 1 summoner with shitty cards - i can't fucking believe this stupid shit
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 - GODDAMMMOTHERFUCKING LEVEL 1 LLAMA ruins any chance of a streak EVER !!!!
well, i've been fucked out of 50 points for the day - taking a break before i get fucked out of another 50 back into silver league
tried a few more - got fucked all the way down to 1934 - almost back to silver league - i fucking give up
just gonna sit it out with my shitty $8k worth of cards till the end
what a fucing nightmare this worthless fucking game has turned into
3 more shitty rewards
day 13 - exploits
another day of win 2- annndddd get fucked out of the streak by lower level cards
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT - win 1 , then turn around and fucking lose to a level 1 summoner - this fucking dogshit is getting old
last day of the season - another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 to lower level summoners FUCKING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
win 3- annndddd get fucked by the level 1 yodin - it never fails, these fucking 3 buff summoners piss me off
annndddd here comes all the super high levle motherfuckers on the last day of the season - fuck this
just gonna wait it out at 2k until the end -
unfuckingbelievable after 13 days i was only able to gain a lousy shitty 400 fucking points
nothing but losing to level 1's sreally started to be a fucking drag after about 20 fucking seasons of it
FUCKING FINALLY - pulled off a decent win streak and made it all the way into gold 2 before hitting the high-level loss
taking a break here before i fuck it up
pulled off another 3 win streak until i hit the fucking shitty level 1 yodin
season rewards were meh
pulled a couples rares and a crappy gold card
it's coming 9,007,199,254,740,991
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