splinterlands seasonly swearfest - season(90)
start points 1900 - gold 3
day 1 - flying
starting in gold 3 is way better than shitty silver 2 any day
start the season with a win 1 - lose 1
annnnddd got fucked out of 3 in row - donw into shitty silver league i go
taking a break
win 1 - lose 3 fucking more
well, thats a fucking garbage way to start the season - fucking dogshit
annnddd i didnt have enought points for a shitty reward - getting really fucking sick and tired of getting fucked
day 2 flying
annnddd it's another day of fucking losing - so much for starting in gold 3
my cards fucking suck in this shitty silver league
day 2 and i'm down 120 points from where i started - fuck this stupid shit, i'm going to bed
tried to play catch up and got fucked out of 50 more points
constantly fucking losing to lower level sumoners with lower level cards is fucking pissing me off
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - there's another 3 in a row fucking pissed away
that's 200 points i got fucked out of in the first 2 days - sometimes i just feel like rage selling all this shit
taking a fucking break
day 3 - fire
lets start the day by FUCKING LOSING 2 more
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - this is fucking bulshit - 3 days of nothing but fucking losing
win 2 - lose 3
well, thats snother 50 points fucking pissed away - i cant fucking believe i'm down 250 points in 3 days
i'm almost down to silver 2 - unfuckingbelievable - 3 days of nothing but straight fucking losing
win 2- get fucked out oh the streak
win 2- get fucked out oh the streak again
win 1 - lose 1 to the fucking level 1 yodin - godddammm fucking 3 buff summoners FUCKING SUCK !!!!!
pulled off a little streak - im still down 150 fucking points though
rewards were friggin worthless
day 4 - water
got a decent run in and made it back to gold 3 - LOL 4 fucking days wasted
meh , got a couple commons - nothin to brag about that's for sure
day 5 - antimagic
win 1 - lose 1
win 2 - lose 2
almost getting my ass kicked back into silver league
DAY FUCKING 5 AND I CANT DO ANY BETTER THAN FUCKING SHITTY GOLD 3 - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!
annnddd there's 3 in a row fucking pissed away - whoopee i made it back to silver league - THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!
got lucky and pulled off a streak - taking a break before i lose it right back
1 garbage fucking reward - it's now wonder my deck is fucking trash
day 6 - DEATH
win 3 - lose 3
toook me about 6 fucking matches till i got one able to use death splinterlands
pulled off a few wins an made a little headway
treid a couple more and just fucking smashed by the level 6's - smashed
win 1 - lose 1
win 1 - lose 2
win 1 - lose another fucking 3 in a row - LOL day 6 and i'm fucking going backwards again
annnddd there's 6 in a row fucking pissed away into the void - fucked out of 100 points for the day
unfuckingbelieveable - lost 2 more trying to catch up - fucked out of 150 points and only have 1 reward for the day
nothing but level 6's and assholes with special titles (in other words - all the rich pay-to-win dickheads)
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!!
well fuck this - taking a break before i get fucked out of another 100 points
2 shitty rewards
day 7 - stealth
another day of win 1 - lose 1 bullshit
it really sucks to lose vs shitty level 1 summoners
battled it ou up into gold 2 - LOL only took 7 fucking days
win 1 annndddd then get fucked by the goddam yodin, those motherfucking 3 buff summoners FUCK ME every time
win 1 annnndddd here comes the high level motherfuckers - EVERY GODDAM DAY
takin a break before i get to pissed off
another 4 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1
time to take another break
win 2 - annndd then fucking lose 2 to the goddamm level 1 yodings - EVERY FUCKING DAY !!!!
this standing still bullshit is starting to piss me off
win 1 - lose 1 vs lower level cards - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
annnnddd the rewards were still dogshit
day 8 - dragons
i used to be excited with my fav splinter . but the bots even managed to ruin the one good day a season i could get
win 1 - A FUCKING DRAW
SWEEET !!!! got a nice run all the way through gold 2 into gold 1 until i hit some level 6 dickhead with a gambler title
SWEET !!!! pulled off another decent run and made it half way to diamond 3
might make it with 2 days left
i have noticed my DEC rewards are almost non-existant and chests don't seem to be adding up as good either -hmmm
another day of shitty useless rewards - glad i havent dumped too much $$$ into this shit
day 9 - stealth
win 1- lose 1 about 4 fucking times in a row , taking a break
annnddd let's sstart a new day by fucking loseing 4 in row - nothing but super high level rich fuckers
fucking garbage rewards for that dogshit
day 10 healing
win some lose some more
started the day fucking losing 3 in a row to the rich fucks with level 6's
i just dont get this fucking game - it seems more fucking random than anything
20 fucking matches of win 2 - lose 2 and still fucking standing still
battled and battled and battled and finally made it DIAMOND 3
that's a decent season finale for me
pulled some decent cards in season rewards
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*(this account is for entertainment purposes only - please consult a mental health professional if you consider taking any of this seriously)
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