splinterlands seaonly swearfest - season(84)
start points 1600 (shitty silver 1 )
day 1 - stealth
lose the first match of the season
that pretty mych sets the tone - 14 days of fucking losing streak coming up
win 1 - lose 1
win 1- fucking lose 3
yup, this looks just like the last 10 fucking seasons of never-ending losing
a barrage of fucking of fucking low mana dogshit
had a decent run for 100 points - then started fucking losing - AGAIN !!!!
annndddd fucking lost 100 points - why do i put up with shit every day
8 more shitty rewards barely worth a peeny
day 2 - earth
still at 1603 - it's like i didnt even play 30 matches yeasterday
first match 16 mana , cant use earth splinter - this fucking game hates me
3 fucking matches in a row - cant use earth splinter LOL - every fucking day with this thing
up 100 points - right fucking back down 100 points - motherfucker this is pissing me off
had a decent run up to gold 3 -
annnndddd first mtach was vs some rich cocksucker with explorer title and using new lux vegas - fucking pay-to-win dogshit
pulled a legendary - djinnn somethin-or-other - dogshit 80c card
day 3 stealth
annndddd let's fucking lose 100 points to a bunch of fucking level 1's - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!
fuck this - going to bed
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!
a few more garbage rewards cards
day 4 - anti magic
got a decent for a 100 points till i hit the level 6's - taking a break
annnddddd now we're losing 100 points , nothing but high level motherfuckers in gold 3 - so much for thinking i could get ahead
well, fucking pissed away another 3 in row to the toilet - officially lost yesterdays 100 points gain
this is so fucking dogshit fucked up
annnddd let's fucking lose 3 more - SONOFABITCH !@#$^%$#@!@!@!@!!
win 3 - annnddddd here comes that motherfucking levle 1 yodin
I GET FUCKED EVERY FUCKING TIME I HIT A 3 WIN STREAK I IMMEDIATELY LOSE TO SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE LEVEL 1 SUMMONER
this fucking pay-to-win shit is starting to piss me off
annnddd just lost all the points i gained earlier
just another season of fucking standing still
3 more shitty fucking potions - FML
day 5 - disable
win 1 - lose , over and over and over again
still fucking standing still
annnddddd fucking pissed away 3 in row - right fucking back to where i was yeasterday
day 6 - life
nothing like losing 6 in a fucking row - pissed away that 100 fucking points
right back to where i was 3 fucking days ago - i reallly need to analyze if this is worth it much longer
MOTHERFUCKINGFUCK !!!!! another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 fucking dogshit
day fucking 6 and i've moved 300 points - this is just fucking ridiculous
win 2 - annnndddd IMMEDIATELY FUCKED BY THE HIGH LEVEL DICKHEADS
done till tommorow i guess - either that or lose another 100 fucking points
pulled a run bakc to 2049 then lost
day 7 - earth
first 2 matches cant use earth splinter
annnddd then fucking lose
won a match for the day - its turkey day - so might not have alot of time to play today
and then smashes by the levle 6 duxkhead with a 3 buff summoner
another day of fucking standing still
ther went another 3 in row - right fucking back to 2000 where i was day before yesterday
ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT !!!!
pulled a pack for rewards
day 8 - dagons
i might have a chance - annnddd first match , dragon splinter not available
happens every day - cant use focus cards for first 4 matches
win 3 - lose 3
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - ive been standing absolutely fucking still for 7 FUCKING DAYS !!!!!
annnddd then fucking lose to the piece of shit level 1 yodin - EVERYFUCKINGDAY its nothing but losing to these garbage ass level 3 buff summoners
wondering if i should dump this shit and take the money at this point
finally got a decent run up to 2100
LOL took 4 fucking days to make a lousy 100 points - i'll probably lose 4 in fucking row later
annnnddddd - just fucking lost 3 in fucking row
I DONT NEED ANY MORE FUCKING PELACORS - fucking worhtless garbage rewards AGAIN
day 9 - disable
nothing like FUCKING LOSING to goddammm level 1 summoners - fuck this fucking sucks worse by the day
annnnddd just got fucked out of 100 points again
3 days left in the season and im sitting at 2050 (after getting to 2150)
unfuckingbelievable worthlesss dogshit
if i cant fucking make it out of gold 3 with $8k worth of cards i really dont see any need to stick around much longer
win 2 - annnddd get fucked by a low mana match vs high level
win2 - annndddd SAME FUCKING THING - a garbage low mana match vs high level
got lucky and pulled off a strek into gold 2 - ONLY TOOOK LIKE 6 FUCKING DAYS TO MOVE 1 LEAGUE
annnddddd shitty losing streak vs a bunch of level 8's - right fucking back to 2150
GODFUCKINGDAMMMIT !!!!!!!!
pulled back up to 2218
meh, got a renova in rewards
day 10 - earth splinter do-over gave me fire - FUCK
i dont know which one would be worse at this point
annnddddd lose the first fucking match to a shitty level 1 summoner - UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !@#$%^%$#!@!@!@!@!
annnnddddd fucking losing streak right fucking back to 2140
thats it - imm sellin all this shit at the end of season
got a few wins in and made it nack to gold 2
BAMMMM - there comes the fucking douchebags with lux vegas and that fucking LLAMA !!!!!
5 more worthless dogshit rewards
day 11 - antimagic
starting at 2201 (gold 2) - lets see if i can lose 100 fucking points again
nice win 3 - annnddddd here comes the high level dickheads - lost 3
LOL - its like im not even fucking playing - here on day fucking 11
another day of fucking win 1 - lose 2 over and over AND FUCKING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i cant believe its last day of the season and i can barley fucking stay in gold 2 at 2200+
this is fucking dogshit
4 more shitty rewards - no fucking cards to add to the stash
day 12 - antimelee
more round os win 1- lose 2 and going fucking backwards
now i cant even advance enough to even get close to gold 1 anymore
im done for the season - fell from 2250 back to 2210 not risking a shitty gold 3 finish
reallly getting closer to just fucking selling every season
got a gold skull and a gold pelacor mercanary
out of 25 cards - i didnt play as mauch as last season looks like
had to stop on the last day so i didnt fall baack a league
at least i finished in gold 2 -
WOW - fucking best i can do now is finish in shitty gold 2
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