splinterlands daily swearfest - season(83)
start points 1600 (shitty silver 1 )
the last daily rewards were better than i got the whole season plus season rewards
lost the first match of the season - kicked right down into garbage fucking silver 2
nothing like getting fucked out of 100 points to start the season
this fucking bullshit watching 32k deck fall to 8k and losing every fucking season is starting to fucking pisss me off
haven been able to make it into diamond league for 10 or 11 fucking seasons now
day 2 - down to 1450
yup , still fucking losing my ass
win 3 ANNNDDDDD....
UNFUCKINGBELEIVABLE !!!!!
the focus is death
LOSE 3 in fucking row and could't choose death for any of them any way
day 3 annndddddd still down 150 fucking points from where i started
man this game has turned into such a fucking joke
MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK !!!!
another round of 20 games - win 1 - lose 2 , it;s like fucking sitting still
finally get a run up to 1500
annnddddd then turn around and fucking lose 3 in a row right fucking back to 1450 - FFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKK !!!!!!
day 4 - finally got a decent run up to 1500
but its nothing but win 1- lose 1 vs lower level cards - FUCK I HATE LOSING TO LEVEL 1's
annnddd then lose again to a fucking level 1 LLAMA - I FUCKING HATE THAT GODDAMM LLAMA - fucking bullshit
here comes another fucking losing streak - wont be making it to diamond league this season
4 fucking days stuck in silver 2
life splinter
win 3 - almost made it to silver 1
annnndddd FUCKING LOSE TO THAT GODDDAMM FUCKING LEVEL 1 LLAMA - EVERY FUCKING TIME !!!!
the last 4 or 5 matches i couldnt use life splinter
finally got a run to silver 1
i'll probably fucking lose 3 in row now
9 more worthless garbage shit useless cards
day 5 death splinter
annnddddd let's start with 2 fucking matches i couldnt even use death splinter and fucking losing
annnddd amtch number 3 i couldnt use death - and thats 3 in row fucking lost
fuckin this stupid goddammm bullshit - going to fucking bed
thought i would try a few more - started fucking losing my assss AGAIN !!!!
day 5 of fucking losing
win 3- lose 3 -
win 3 - taking a break , maybe i wont fucking lose 3
made a decent push to gold 3
IMMEDIATELY GOT SMASHED OUT by the higher level douchebags
9 more fucking worthless garbage rewards
day 6 - defend
still in fucking silver 1 after 6 fucking days
pushed into gold 1 a little bit -
then FUCKING LOST 3 in row - THAT MOTHERFUCKING LLAMA RUINS FUCKING EVERYTHING !!!!
up 50 points - down 50 points - over and over and over
got fucked out of 3 in row - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!!!
on won 3 in a row - taking a break
10 more garbage fucking rewards
day 7 - earth
lets start by losing 3 in a fucking row - AGAIN - FUCKING GREAT !!!!
well, another ucking day of win 1 - lose 2
or win 1 - lose 2
im down 100 points from where i was yesterday - FUCKING BULLSHIT
def won be making it to diamond league for 11th season in fucking row
at this rate ill be fucking lucky to make it to gold 1
tried a couple matches before next focus
pfffffttt - fucking almost lost my ass back into silver league
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!!
day 8 and i can barely stay in gold 3 - whata a fucking joke
i just bought a couple of those yesterday - and this one makes enough to upgrade her to level 4 - SWEET !!!
and the extra merits came in handy too !!!
day 8 - stealth
win 1 -lose 1 , about 10 fucking times in a row - it's like im just spinning my wheels
finally got decent run in - made it up to 2100
pulled a gold card
day 9 - fire , seems about right after pulling a gold rat
win 1 - annndddd immediately fucking lose to the higher level douchebag - just another fucking day
win 1 - lose 2
annnddd FUCKING GODDAMMMIT win 1 - lose 2 AGAIN !!!
nothing like fucking going backwards - EVERY GODDAMMM DAY , i really dont know how i manage to make any headway at all
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE - well, pissed away 5 in a row
there wnet that 100 fucking points into the toilet
it's like i'm not even fucking playing at this point
played a few more
another 10 fucking rounds of win 1 - lose 1 , what a fucking waste
and lost another 3 in a fucking row
dropped under 2k - thats over 100 points going backwards in the last 2 days - FUCKING GARBAGE BULLSHIT !@#$#@!
day 10 - (so fucking tempted to rage sell right now)
flying - played another 10 rounds of fucking lose 3 - win 1
the best i can do after 82 seasons is barley hanging on to a gold 3 spot - absolute fucking waste
pulled of a streak and made up 100 points
still got another 100 to go before i catch up to where i got fucked
pulled a decent streak up to 2200 - fucking finally
4 shitty rewards again
day 11 - water
annnnddd immediately get my ass kicked by the high level douche bags
win 2- lose 2 - FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK !!!!!
taking a break
oh look, another fucking day of win 1 - lose 3 - SONOFABITCH !!!!
losy another 1 - almost back into gold 3 - wow these cards fucking suck
pulled off a magic streak - made it to over 2300 - there's a fucking miracle
win streak follwed by a fucking losing streak - another fucking day of standing still !!!!
6 more garbage shitty cards
it's like i only get 1 decent reward / season - kinda shitty
day 12 - dragons - should be decent - but EVERYTHING seems to suck ballz anymore
win 1 - annndddddd turn around and fucking lose 2 - wow, it really is like i'm not even fucking playing
GODFUCKINGDAMMMIT - welll, fucked out of 3 in a row - there went that 50 fucking points into the toilet
fuck this - taking a break
day 13 - exploits
let's start another day by losing 3 in row - godfuckingdammit !!!
GODFUCKINGDAMMMIT - another 10 rounds of win 1 - lose 2
got fucked out of 75 points for the day - fucking BULLSHIT
tried a couple more - LOST 3 IN A FUCKING ROW AGAIN !!!
thats 2000 fucking points i got fucked out of - EVERY FUCKING SEASON ON THE LAST COUPLE DAYS I LOSE MY ASS
getting so fucking sicka and tired of this fucking bullshit
its official - after 83 seasons i cant fucking make it past gold 2 - time to start fucking selling shit
oh wait , ALL THE FUCKING MARKETS ARE GARBAGE RIGHT NOW - i'll just ride this dogshit to zero i guess - fuck it
3 more garbage shitty ass useless rewards
day 14 - stealth
win 3 - NICE
AND THEN LOSE TO A FUCKING LEVEL 1 SUMMONER - I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITTY GAME
i fucking give up for the season
tried a few more thinking i could at least make it to gold 1
fucking lost 3 in row - FUCKING AGAIN !!!!
win 1 - FUCKING LOSE 2
well, that's definitely enough losing for me
one last push
took all fucking season to get a decent run in
battled it up a couple hundre points to 2600 -
fucking made it to gold 1 at least
probably the best rewards all season
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