THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST THING THAT HAPPENED IN MY WORKPLACE 😱😁

about 2 years ago

Shooby wooby dop lol, how did I miss this 😳😳😳lol, I can't imagine how I came to miss this topic in the last couple of weeks, mehn this means I am literally behind in engaging in my favorite communities, funny enough I participated in the other topics but I didn't really see this as part of the options to pick for writing not until now that I just came across it...

I need to make amendments asap and that to without forgetting to check back again from time to time to get the latest update on any given prompt...

Talking about the weirdest/funniest things that happened at my work, I have a million and one funniest/weirdest experience at work that whenever I remember it, I won't be able to control myself from excessive laughter because those events are kinda crazy and funny lol...

I have had several weird/funny things happening in my office and most times I just laugh real hard within myself and when I get home, I literally tell my siblings and mum about it and we all would burst into laughter and it just keeps on going and going until something new comes into the picture lol...

Out of all the funniest/weirdest thing that have happened in my work place, there is one I can never forget lol, this particular one stood out the most in everything lol and even if you brainwash me, I will never forget it because it's something unforgettable lol and today I plan to share with you all the funniest /weirdest thing that happened at my office...

NB : This post is going to be very funny lol and if you are the big laugher type lol please make sure you read this post in a confined space because you might be seen as crazy if you were to read this in the public lol so choose wisely lol 🤣🤣...

  IT SOUNDED SO LOUD 🔊🤣...

In last three years I have literally worked in three big different organizations, one is a very popular school as a teacher , the second one is well known micro finance company as loan collector and lastly I worked in a sugar producing company as store worker...

Out of all the places I have worked in the last 3 years, working as loan collector is the longest job I have ever done, I literally worked for good 8 months and the others are just 3 months and 2 months respectively...

I have lots of memories working as a loan collector and thanks to that job, I am literally famous in a particular geographical location of my work space, I am well known by transport men and woman including traders too because those are the kind of people we deal with as a micro finance company...

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There are lots of funny memories attached to that job and today I am going to share the weirdest/funniest thing that happened in my work place...

The first day I met my boss, I loved him after our first conversation and mostly because he literally made jokes and comments on how I dressed that day and judging from the way he portrayed himself and how he conversed with me, I got know him a little bit and immediately I got the job and I started with the primary tasks...

Few weeks later I realized some things about everyone in the office including their habits, after working with my boss for weeks I realized he loves food and he doesn't joke with his stomach lol..

On several occasions while working I do see my boss in big eatery eating swallows because that is literally his favorite food...

He doesn't joke with his breakfast and because of his healthy feeding habits, he was blessed with potbelly lol and that made him a boss with big belly lol...

On a Friday morning, my colleagues and I had to dash to work very early because we had to catch a customer who ran away with our money, upon waiting for the arrival of our boss we decided to go ourselves and unfortunately for us we couldn't get to her before she escaped again...

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We got to work and we saw our boss's car outside and while going upstairs we were hearing curses and exchange of words with that same particular customer, we couldn't all go in because our boss was very angry and I decided to go in to report the issue, I got inside and saw my boss inside with his face red in anger that I couldn't talk again and I acted like I wanted to pickup a loan form...

While searching for the loan form, I couldn't find it and I decided to check my boss's drawer and guess what??
While going through the drawer I started hearing a faint sound and didn't know where it was coming from...

I decided to check deeper and guess what?, the moment my boss decided to stand up to shout in anger, it fell down from his body lol, what fell down was a loud FART from him and it went directly into my ear that I had to focus my eyes at what I was doing because on a normal day I would have looked at his face but because he is my boss, I acted like a deaf and dumb but Mann it smelt so bad that I had to run out of the office without getting the form...

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I was the only one who heard the fart, smelt and inhaled it lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣, my colleagues asked me what happened as I got out lol, I couldn't talk but throughout that day, I couldn't look my boss in the eye because if I should do that, I will remember it and it will end up in a loud laughter lol which could get me in trouble lol...

In summary, the fart literally came out at the wrong time and I was the victim of the angered fart lol and funny enough my boss didn't care nor did he even noticed I was in the office, he farted and turned a blind eye and I did what??
I left his office before I start laughing and get sacked lol...

In conclusion, after some weeks I realized I wasn't the only victim of this and that my immediate junior worker was also a victim but this time It was in the car and she clearly heard it on two different occasions lol 🤣😉but because the air condition was on, she smelt it less but she said she almost died of laughter inside lol but at the end of the day, we realized that whenever he is angry, farting was the best way to relieve his anger lol...

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