Prophetic Crypto Poetry of 2018

There shall be a Pump
By dudes rich AF like Trump

Guys! Take a look at this poem from 2018 called "There shall be a Pump":

It was written by me way back in 2018 on the old chain.
Do you see the opening lines?
I'm a freaking prophet, guys!

How the hell did I foresee a pump led by Trump way back when Trump wasn't even cool with cryptocurrency?

Give me my damn throne, guys.

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This is some Simpsons prophetic level I'm on right here.

Well, this is how many prophets have been made throughout history, it's all just been coincidence. People give The Simpsons a lot of credit for being prophetic but it was all just a coincidence.

The Simpsons were just being creative just like I was just being creative and trying to rhyme pump with Trump. I'm just trying to have fun with the whole thing now because we're all in a better mood due to the pump.

The big lesson you should take away here is that no one is a prophet, or at least prophetic success is not due to spiritual powers or effor but due to coincidence and insight that came from gathered Knowledge and experience.

Enjoy the ride!

The End

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