Day 2 of the 100 Word Horror Story Challenge: Hammer Curl

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So, today is Day 2 of the 100 Word Horror Story Challenge I embarked on, counting down to Halloween.

You can find Day 1's story below too.

Today's story is called Hammer Curl. Enjoy 🎃:


Hammer Curl

You know how people can say something really mean or do something threatening to you with a stern face, and just before the real harm is done they laugh and you join them in laughing realizing they were just kidding?

Yeah, I pinned an old friend to the wall and aimed a hammer meant to scare him, not to hit him, but to hit the wall by the right side of his head, so I can laugh and he'll join me realizing I was just kidding.

He shifted his head to the side of the wall I was aiming at.




Day 1's Story:

Trump

Trump's been doing everything to generate funds, NFTs, hawking the Bible, everything!

Now he's relaunching The Art of the Deal.

At the book signing a skinny sickly pale green-eyed 5 year old boy walked to his desk. Trump grinned.

"I've only come to give you this piece of paper, it's about the two failed attempts on your life", the boy said.

"It's only the greatest presidents they try to kill, they've tried to kill me twice, so what does that tell you, eh?"

The boy, still expressionless, walked away.

Trump looked at the paper, it read:

"Third time's a charm"



The End


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