You've got to love time travel

You know all those times you're playing video games, you look at the time and its 6:00 but when you look at the time almost immediately, its 9:00, and all your friends have gone home?

They say one of the biggest achievements of humans would be when we eventually invent time travel although I'm very certain it already exists. I can't give you a whole bunch of instances but you'll not believe me because you're sane and not a conspiracy theorist making YouTube videos with one like from his mother's basement or father, but I'm still pretty sure he's still out getting milk.

One of the reasons why time travel can't exist is the Grandfather paradox. If you're unfamiliar with the term, let me explain. A bunch of scientists walks into a bar for a break after they just finished inventing the Ebola virus which conveniently killed mostly African but we'll get into that some other time. So yeah, they walk into a bar and see Grandpa Joe sitting in the corner and one of them goes, "I wish we could kill old people". These were very dark scientists, it wasn't just the color of their skin.

That's basically how it started. The theory states that if a @diikaan goes back to the past to kill his grandpa and does it successfully, and if he's dead, it means @diikaan never existed in the first place because no grandpa equals no father, equals no @diikaan. And no @diikaan means there was nobody to go back in time to kill the grandpa so he's not dead? One thing I learned from this is that men have been dying from the onset but you don't see us being menist do you? assholes.

Some people say the director of The Simpsons is a time traveler because of the show's accurate predictions, Donald Trump being president, 9 11, and the ending of Game of Thrones. I started to see a pattern. Never did that show say there'd come a time racism stops or when we're back to just two genders, it's always something bad, I wonder how they didn't predict the new Nigerian president?

One of the popular time-traveling questions is, if time travel exists, why haven't we seen anybody from the future yet? If you were a time traveler who could visit any year you want, would you honestly come back here knowing your gender might be wrongfully identified? I think not. Another one is why hasn't anybody gone baby to kill baby Hitler? I think the answer is clear, they're not murderous psychos.

Whenever they ask me that, I tell them there are worse people Like Einstein who gave me and lots of students in school a headache, why doesn't anybody want him dead, sure Hitler killed some people but when he died, so did his legacy. Not like the Targaryen who gave us the theory of relativity and I can't even relate to any of his theories.