BREATHING UNDER WATER (pidgin)

Body no be firewood na wetin dem dey talk
Thanks and God bless you no be wetin we go chop
Turn us upside down, one penny no go drop

We dey suffer and smile to avoid see finish
We no like as things be but we lockup on God
Before them tell you to go hug transformer
Even when you hug transformer, transformer no dey shock

We dey inside pot
But we think say we dey safe because we fit breath under water
Very soon the water go start to boil

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