Funny Thing : A Freewrite

Have witness where people talk about how big their thinness. I mean that thing that is in between their two legs is very funny. How people can be so proud of such a thing.

As few as funny as that. The effects of it and the damage it can cause to the female gender is something that is very, very funny. How can you be so proud of such a thing?
Is that supposed to be something that we entered the Guinness Book of Record or we break the world record of the longest thing that we have ever seen in the world?

Can that even bring you money? Is that? Something that will give you a life long rest for the rest of your life. Has there ever been the richest man in the world who has ever said that the secret of his wealth is because of that?