COMedy RUMble : Laughing Gas Vol 5 ( AKIN VS DICK )

Good day lovely hivers and comedy lovers, I hope you all are doing great. Today, in this new episode of Luckydrums' laughing gas, I bring you some more very funny jokes and anecdotes. I promise this would definitely make you smile and you would love it. Thank you so much, Enjoy yourself.

IS HE CORRECT ?

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It was the Religious and Moral Education class. Akin's teacher was teaching them about truth, remorse and sincerity. she had told them about how saying the truth could reduce their punishments or even set them free. she then asked this simple question - " George took an axe and cut down his father's mango tree. His father came back and saw that his mango tree was cut down, his father then saw George with an axe so he asked, "George , did you cut down my mango tree?" . George didn't deny but admitted that he was the one that cut down the mango tree.
His father was very angry but did not punish him. Akin do you know why his father did not punish him ?" the teacher then asked.

Akin stood up and answered "Because George was still holding the axe" 😄😄😄

DICK THE LOGICIAN

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Teacher comes to the class and asked Dick this question
"how old is your father ?",
"my father is 12 years old" Dick replied . "It can't be possible" the teacher retorted, "how can your father be 12 years old ?" she added.
Dick then replied "My father is 12 because he became a father only when I was born"

DO NOT USE TABLES

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Akin's Teacher gave the class some Mathematics questions to solve. The questions were multiplication questions and it was written boldly on the top of the question paper "DO NOT USE TABLES". Akin's Teacher came into the class and found Akin sitting on the ground while he was solving his maths assignments. She got really angry and asked him "Akin why are you solving your mathematics questions on the floor ?", Akin then replied and said "Sir I had to do it on the floor because you said we shouldn't use tables"

BETWEEN AKIN AND DICK, WHO IS DUMBER ?

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Dick's father Mr.Bush visited Akin's father to complain about how dumb his boy Dick is. "My son is really dumb and he frustrates me daily" Mr Bush tells Akin's father.
Akin's father argued , "My son is dumber" he said to Mr bush.
After a long argument they decided to put their sons to a test to find out whose child was the dumbest. Akin's father called Akin and when he came he said to Akin ,"I want you to go and buy me something from the market".
"Ok sir" Akin said, then he started running to the market without taking money or even asking his father what thing he wanted him to buy.
"Can you see how dumb my son is ?", Akin's father said to mr bush, "he didn't even take money or ask me what thing I wanted him to buy for me" Akin's father added.
"is this what you call dumb ?" Mr. Bush retorted, "I will show you that my son Dick is the dumbest*to" he added.

He then sent for Dick and when Dick came, he said to him "Dick, go and check if I am at home". Dick took off immediately and came back a few minutes panting very hard. "Daddy, I just checked the house and you're not at home, mummy even said that you left for your friends place" 😄😄.

So if you're to judge, who would you say is more stupid.

18 AND ABOVE

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Dick was just brought from a very rural and underdeveloped Village to the city. His rich uncle had brought him to stay for the Holidays. One day, after his uncle had gone to work leaving him alone in the house, he called his uncle on phone and told him that he had an issue and he needs help. "What is the problem ?, how can I help you" his uncle asked.

"Uncle, I need 17 people to come to the house now and watch a movie with me" he said.
His uncle then asked "why do you need seventeen people to come watch a movie with you ?,
Dick replied and said "I was about watching alone but the movie said for 18 and above"

THE CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER

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