Christmas hair

Am I the only guy that doesn't know how much ladies use in making their hair? I mustn't be the only one, please someone should identify that he's on the same lane with me😭.

I don't know what to call it, maybe I should term it 'carefulness' because I'm very sure it's not stinginess. All through my life till this moment, I haven't paid for a ladies hair, infact the last time I heard about the amount of attachment (hair) was 2019 when I escorted someone's girlfriend to a salon. Yeah, it was just an escort because the boyfriend had paid for everything, so mine was just to be there and fill in the space of her boyfriend lol😂.

Dating? I remember crushing on a lady that has low hair cut, whenever she asks why I like her I always told her that it's because of her low hair cut and she laughssss😂. But let's be sincere too, haven't you seen a lady on low cut that's more beautiful than a lady on Brazilian hair?🤗
I haven't really had a date that I provided for her hair, infact I haven't been in any relationship...I know you want to argue, meet me in the comment section.😁

I decided to call one of my junior siblings yesterday so I could get gist of what's happening at home, she was still at work then but we talked at length.

She asked me what I'd be buying for her when coming home for Christmas and she didn't allowed me to answer when she mandated me to give her money to make her hair.
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"Haaa! Just hair?" I asked her to confirm and she replied "yes, just hair". All my thought was it's gonna be a simple task since it's just to make a hair and not Christmas wears., I concluded within me that it won't cost up to two thousand naira(N2,000) so I was ready for it. I have four female siblings of that age and if I'm making hair for her, I must extend to the remaining three. So I calculated the money and got eight thousand naira(N8,000) as the sum. I was so happy because it's not up to ten thousand naira(N10,000).

While still on call, my instinct told me to stop the cost assumption and ask her how much it would cost her and I got the biggest surprise of my life in this season. Guess what! She told me the cheapest fee to make a hair, costs five thousand naira (N5,000). Omo! I didn't believe what I just heard, so I asked her to say that again and she boldly repeat what she earlier said.
"Wait, is that bone straight or Brazilian hair?" I asked her and she bursted into laughter.
"Brother, why are you like this, do you mean you've not been giving your girlfriend money for hair?" She asked and I didn't just tell her that I'm not in that cycle yet because another topic will spring out from there.

Well, I just told her to relax and I will see what I can do before Christmas. And just look at me, next tomorrow is Christmas 😂.

So like this, I have twenty thousand naira (N20,000) to spend on their hair because they're four. I wish they're guys, one thousand naira would have solved everything with hair cut🤗.

Kudos to all the guys that are providing money for their girlfriend's hair. Odogwu!

Thanks for reading 🎅