Dating chronicles. What do I say next?
A moment when my gender literally left me and immediately felt like the opposite gender.
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I fell in love with her the very moment I saw her. Janet was one beautiful girls I have ever met, a lady with a perfect body shape. She has got it just the way every man will want it: a perfect figure 8 shape, she has got her boobs well positioned with no discrepancy between the two boobs that can make any man go nuts with a slight view of it.
My imagination of what it will look like when she is stacked naked in front of me gets me going nuts.
The butt should not be mentioned as that alone can cause a serious conversation between two able men to pause for a moment as she walks past them.
The looks on guys' faces whenever she walks past tell it all that she is a prayer point that virtually every man will pray for.
I fell into an uncontrollable love on my first sight of her, it was a party that got us getting together, and while I was thinking of how best to beat her to her game my heart was beating hard as the fear of not being turned down is also something that makes me not to even go close to ladies.
What should I do? I kept asking myself just to avoid sharing this weakness with my friends as they will laugh at me and call me (Fear - Fear). As much as I hate embarrassment I am also in love.
I memorized my lines very well and I took a bold step to talk to her.
What I memorized
" Hello, my name is Sam, You have driven me crazy and if the reason why I am crazy is you then trust me I wouldn't want to go out of the crazy car, your love has blindfolded me so if you do not mind can I be your Romeo Nd you be my Juliet"
This will sweep her off her feet, I said to myself. I took that bold step and walked up to her.
"Hello"
And that was the last thing I remembered from my memorized line.
I stood dump found amidst a very sweet attention I have just captured.
I was lost and couldn't alter any more words but then she said to me.
"Sam, the mention of my name melted my heart.
I have been expecting you. I love your cool, kind and sweet heart and I have chosen you among all the guys here. All I wanted was for you to take that bold step which you have done.
I ended up being the lady instead of the guy, I blushed as all those words made their way into my ears and right to my heart.
Now Tell me that word I want to hear from you.
My eyes opened, my heart beat even faster, my mouth shivering and my eyes were not stable like a thief.
The words finally made their way out of my mouth.
"I Love You"
OMG! @iyimoga. I love you! You're one of the few people who actually copied the sentence with the links and did it properly lol! Add that to the fact that you wrote a great, straight-to-the-point, comedy post. Great work.
I love you too. Thanks anyways just want to get it right.
Wow!
This is a very interesting tale.
At least, I just learnt that we must always be bold and face our fears and pour out our feelings.
Thanks for sharing with us.
Thanks
Lol you won't hate me if I say I had thought all of what I was reading will end up as the narrator's imagination 🤣
That's a really good twist, the full package and every man's prayer point was actually in love with you... Oh, it couldn't be any better 😅
Good luck with your entry!
But virtually all men love ladies with that good shape.
Whether you did the wooing or not, the main thing is that you got your dream girl. Congrats! 😀
That's the point
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STOP@iyimoga, I thought you're courageous, uppps, so you can't even stand your feet before a woman? See as you just cut your moral. As for the lady, always appreciate her for bringing you up.
I will ooo and I think ladies should follow suit so we can keep the train moving.
@marajah I hope you can do same if you discover such a guy.?
Lol, just a pretty face and your mind was literally wiped clean. You should thank your stats she took the initiative to help you out.
I wonder who's the boyfriend and who's the girlfriend 😁
Hahahah, she is the girlfriend and I am the opposite.
Whattt???
That wasn’t the ending I was expecting...cmon!! 😂😂😂
This date turned out to be a lot different that the ones I’ve seen
Lol! Wooing made easy for you
Hahahaha...As a guy, I can say this is our prayer point and desire😂
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Noice story. Facing fear is very important....