Encounter with the wrong kind
This is a super exaggerated version of something that happened today. I hope you like it. I am still taking a break from the blind date.
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Encounter with the wrong kind
“Agar mein paanch minute mein nahi aaya, ghar phone kar dena.” [Eng Trans. - If I don’t return in 5mins call up home] inuke said to his wife who was holding his son.
“Haan haan theek hain, Kar dungi. Jao abhi maaro usko.” [Eng Trans. - Yea, yea, yea, will do. Now go and kill that thing.] She replied with little to no concern for her husband who was about to face a strange creature of unknown origins.
How that creature appeared on this planet is still a mystery. It could be an inter-dimensional portal or something could have beamed it down to the 2nd bedroom of inuke’s apartment.
“Baby!! Agar zaheerala hoga toh?” [Eng Trans. - What if it's poisonous?] Inuke brought forward a genuine concern.
“Uff!! Time pass mat karo. Dinner bhi banana hain.” [Eng Trans. - Don’t waste time, I have to cook dinner also.] That woman replied without a hint of concern for her husband's well-being.
“Babu abhi ussi ke pass khel raha tha. Abhi ke abhi usse ghar se bahar nikalo.” [Eng Trans. - Baby was playing near that thing. Get it out of the house now.] She ordered the eviction of the uninvited guest.
“Waise hain kya ye cheez?” [Eng Trans. - But what is that thing?] Inuke asked looking at the 6legged monster. Fully equipped with a functional set of wings and the biggest biceps, he has ever seen on any insect.
“Pata nahi. Bas ghar se nikalo abhi.” [Eng Trans. - Don’t know. Get that thing out of the house.] She replied to inuke’s curiosity with disinterest.
“Hmmph” Inuke took a deep breath and was browsing through the weapons at his disposal.
Rolled-up Newspaper. Broom. DustPan.
“I am supposed to confront a strange possibly deadly creature with these? Why is there no option for precision-guided bolt action 0.338 TP rifle in this situation?” Inuke thought to himself.
“Jaldi jao, Naa!!!!.” [Eng Trans. - Hurry Up!!!] The wife seemed too eager for her husband fights with the visitor from another planet or she had other things to attend to. Inuke couldn't tell.
“Jaa raha hun re..” [Eng Trans. - I am going in.] Inuke replied little irritated. This is something that he is doing for his son and not for his wife.
Even before Inuke could strategize his plan of action. He found himself standing in the middle of the room. Inuke was betrayed by the woman who promised to stay with him till the end of time. She handed Inuke a broom and shoved him into the room.
And along with the sound of the door slamming shut, Inuke’s fear got cranked up to 11.
“Jaldi nipata kar aana.!!” [Eng Trans. - Finish it quickly] Inuke heard his wife through the door. Always in hurry, but always late.
The First action of Inuke was to scan the entire room and locate the enemy. A surprise attack from the enemy could cost him a lot. Target was located behind the calender of 2022. Target locked. Inuke must strike fast and not miss for if the enemy is alerted, it could cast a spell of doom on him. Inch by inch Inuke was crawling toward the enemy trying hard not to be noticed. After reaching striking distance, Inuke got himself in the correct position to make sure the enemy is terminated. But even before Inuke could take action, The creature from hell fluttered its wing and flew right out of the ventilation. The lucky bug got away. It will live to see another day.
So, Basically, I drove an ugly-looking, super-sized, scary moth away from my bedroom. I am inuke, and this is my attempt to be active user of hive. Still haven't drawn a clear picture of goals for the year, but writing is on the list.
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Image clicked using the Samsung M32
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LoL! It was just a moth XD (reverse image search suggests silk moth?)
If you have any takeaway containers and strong paper or thin cardboard they're the best thing for relocating bugs outside. One of my friends even has a dedicated set which is in a central location in her house and marked as "bug catcher" with a version number as it had to replace their previous one XD
Cartoonish embellishments of real life events are great XD
Silk Moth?
When I did the Google lens it suggested that it's a tropical shallowtail moth. Native to Southeast Asia mostly Thailand, Malaysia region.
Andaman has been reported to have a few. But still that thing was long way from home.
Had a very bad experience when I was a small kid. There is this variety of caterpillar which is know for causing itch. And during a game of hide and seek. I brushed acrossed it or maybe it feel down on me but for almost two days I was looking like a blanched tomato.
And from that point onwards I was holding grudge against all bugs.
Good thing I grew up.
But still I would be very anxious all the time if there is some thing remotely label as bugcatcher in the house.
Well it could have been, I don't know where any of these things come from XD
Yep I can see how that would scar someone, I was arachnophobic for the longest time after an interesting experience with a very large and very harmless orb weaver who was probably more terrified than I was at the time. I'm no longer arachnophobic but I'd still prefer someone else deal with them XD
especially huntsmen
I went to see the friends in question recently and told them about our conversation and I had gotten the name wrong, it was "Critter Catcher" not bug catcher XD
Should I say warrior Inuke or just keep the praises to myself, I enjoyed reading this and I hope you didn't have issues with your woman after you got out of the room.
You should probably get a net to all the windows to prevent those alien creatures from getting into your room again. The story did make me smile on a Tuesday morning.
Was it perhaps Mothra?
Hahaha, It would have been cool. But unfortunately it was an a tropical shallowtail moth