Pirate jokes, including 2 originals

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Why was the pirate's crew entirely family? Because it was a relation ship.

How much does a pirate pay for a piercing? a buck an ear

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? Nay, their first love is the C.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel between his legs. "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."

The pirate was so excited about the big dance. Everyone was going to dress up as their favorite fictional characters. There was one rule: no fanfic costumes. It was a canon ball.

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The pirates are united and together almost all the time😁😁

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What did the pirate wear on Halloween? It's A pumpkin patch

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I just read about a contest on Steemit - new community knacj4buzz - about telling a joke. I said I pass because I don't like jokes, I rarely laugh about them. You managed to make me laugh. I better change my comment 🤐

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