DON'T GET ME WRONG

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Have you ever been in a situation where you gave one answer to two different questions before? Well, I'm sure you might have, but come and read about my own experience. It all started one morning when I was cleaning the shop and my elder brother (not really, I just chose to call him that) came to join me there and we were discussing about random things.

He was telling me a story of a girl who had a crush on him and stuffs like that, the girl was just a sweet sixteen but yet she was so much in love with my brother and was willing to do anything for him, you can imagine, while her mates are looking for ways to learn a skill or something, she is here confessing her feelings to a guy who is already in a serious relationship, it is well. My brother just used that opportunity to start lecturing me on relationship matters as if I'm the girl and I was just nodding my head but the truth is I was no longer following the gist because I was trying to attend to a customer who came to buy something and was also trying to engage me in a conversation.

My brother was in the other shop trying to arrange some things there so he didn't notice that I was no longer following his conversation. While I was in the other shop attending to the customer who has refused to end the conversation, I guess he was surprised to see a beautiful girl like me or something, lolz. He was trying to ask me for my contact and also asking me if I was in a relationship.

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At this point my brother already said a lot and he came out to ask me about my sister while I was still attending to the customer and I said yes because the customer asked a question, little did I know my brother was also asking me a yes or no question and he thought I was giving that answer to him. Ah! He exclaimed because he saw that I was laughing after saying yes and he was a bit surprised. You mean Amanda is inside the shop? He asked me in a very low tone looking so worried but the next thing that came out from my mouth was, Amanda! (because I was lost).

My brother was like, I asked you if Amanda was in shop and you said yes, why didn't you tell me that since I came? So you mean she heard all the things I've been saying? At this point I knew there was a misunderstanding somewhere so I told him Amanda was not in the shop and he gave a very deep sigh of relief. After much explanation, I discovered he had said some things that Amanda who was his girlfriend was not supposed to hear and that was why he was worried, guilty conscience, hehe.

You know, don't blame my brother, he was just worried of sitting his flesh out because Amanda was a very hot headed girl, she doesn't take things lightly especially something that has to do with a girl going close to her boyfriend, lolz. He knew the questions was not going to end that day if she had heard anything. She just hate the thought of her boyfriend saying anything about any girl because she knows her boyfriend was a very handsome fellow, she doesn't want stories.

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Since that day, whenever my brother comes around, he always check around to be sure she wasn't around before saying anything to me, hehe, yes he trust me that much to tell me such things. My brother likes talking so he likes confiding in me because he knows I'm not the one to go around telling people things. And again he was scared of his girlfriend because he doesn't want too much questioning. If he was to tell her anything of sure, the conversation will be like...

Boy: I was walking pass the gym center when a girl came to me and...
Girl : And what?...
Boy : wait I'm still yet to conclude what I was saying
Girl : So, did you not stop when she came to you? I know you did...

Yeah, that's pretty much how the conversation is going to go because everything will seem as a threat to her. I know some of you can relate very well with this because it's very common especially here in my country.

Thank you so much for reading to this point, see you at my next blog.

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Really Cool story, funny too....I can really relate to the story...the jealous and possessive girlfriend should be the title of this story ooo...lol don't you think so too? 😉

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Hehehe, that is not bad too but I don't want to make my fellow girls feel attacked, lolz.

Thank you so much for stopping by dear.

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Oh well, you make a valid point...But ain't it comedy?...should be all love and light and you're welcome 😊

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Yes it's comedy but that was not my main focus though, it was a side chick, lolz and that was why I said don't get me wrong 😬🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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Hmmm.
It seems your brother is Ramsey Noah😁.
The girlfriend should go and wash her hand to secure him. You gerrit, if you don't gerrit, it's like you'll forget about it🙈

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Hahaha, which kind of yoruba Ramsey Noah is that one, lolz.
Ah! E never reach so naw, lolz.

Thank you so much for stopping by dear.

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Lol!😂

It makes me remember the tag "Yoruba demon" God abeg ooh!

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Hmmmmm dammmmmmmmmnnnnn😉😉😉😉 crazy 😧🤪🤪🤪🤪...

So you actually answered the guy that asked you if you were in a relationship and if you have a bf YES or was it other questions??
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm😧😧😧...

Well that is what we call coincidence lol 🤣🤣🤣, it happens and dang is your brother so hot that a sweet sixteen wants him so bad???
Wow I guess he is and we'll that is also my elder brother for you too, the guy just get luck with girls..sebi you don see am na... lolz 😂🤣

But me na opposite oh lolz 😂🤣😂😂...

Well this is indeed a beautiful story to read, funny and beautiful.
Yeah that is true you are not the talkie talkie type, you don't gossip out secret that I can say about you and you are someone everybody WANTS to confide in and the beautiful you aspect..

Dammmmmmnnnnn you are sooo beautiful, I guess that was why the dude couldn't go without taking your number home ❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹😂😂😂😂...

Dammmmmmnnnnn hopestylist the hot Babe 😚🤫🤣... please post more of this types of stories I love them ..
Good job and answer my questions lolz 😂🤣

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Who is this one bayi? You have come again oo, lolz.

Yes I answered him that I was in a relationship, you ehn, you can think fast ehn, you did not add that to your talent oo, hehe. Better go and edit that post 😏😜.

Yes, he was a really cute guy sha, he has so many side chicks that he doesn't even know sef, haha, to you the extent of his cuteness, he is also fair, tall and hairy 🤭🤫. Yes your brother is handsome but he dey creep for where my brother dey sha 🤪🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️.

But me na opposite oh lolz 🤣😂...

Hmmmm... Na you talk oo, my own na to agree oo, abi? 😬

Thank you so much for the compliment, I was just trying to do something different today and I'm happy you enjoyed it.

Yes I'm sure it was my beautiful 😌, well, that's by the way oo, you just entered my story and went everywhere 😏.

Well, I don't like talking too much about these things but I will try once in a while.

Go jhur, I've answered the question 🙄.

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🤫🤫🤫🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🤐🤐🤐🤏🤏🤏😕😕😕😕🚶🚶🚶🚶🤞🤞🤞🤞...
Adios 🥱 peace 🤞

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Hahaha, I see I made you speechless, hmm. Better come back here oo 😏, I'm sorry 🙃.

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Hmmmm okay ..
Let's MEUVE 👏🏃

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Thank you so much for coming back dear, ❤️🥰

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Hehe it was nice coming back lol

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Hehehe, I'm happy it was 😊.

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Heheh, hop the beautiful girl lolz 😂🤣

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Hahaha, what is all this one now? Why the beautiful girl all of a sudden? 🙄

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Lol 🤣🤣🤣 I just remembered the guy asking for your contact lolz 😂🤣

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Hahaha, he didn't get it Sha, hehe.

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Hey why???
Lolz 😂🤣 did you tell him you don't have a phone?

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So you mean she heard all the things I've been saying?

Hahaha😆😆 i understand this kinds of twist and misunderstanding in a conversation that is the same way i was on phone with a friend and he asked me a yes question then my uncle at that same instance asked me if i was making a fool of him and i answered yes to my friend on phone. Not knowing my uncle also bought the same answer in the sitting room.

It wasn't up to a minute when he arrived with cane😆😆😆

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Hahaha, that must not be a easy one especially if your uncle is one that has very hot temper, lolz 😂

Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving your comment friend, it's been a while, hehe.

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Haha, i can imagine, it happens, but I will like to know how you made him realise you weren't talking to him.

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He knew i wasnt that kind of a person that would dare talk back at him or try such a thing so immediately i told him sorry that i was talking on phone he was already calm😆

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You haven't told us what you said yes to. so you gave that boy your number after all the admonitions your brother gave you. Such a bad child. 😂😂

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What I said yes to is that I was in a relationship, hehe. No I didn't but it wasn't easy to make him leave sha, lolz.

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Ehn 😂 why are you this good now ! You can sing 😌 you are beautiful 😊 and you can even write stories 😂 lols .

God abeg now where was i when you are sharing talent 😂 anyways keep it up dear love to read more of your stories oo

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Hahaha, this guy will not kill me with laughter, please stop hyping me too much oo, I'm only human, let my heart and head don't go and fall and break, lolz.

I wonder where we were oo, haha. Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving such beautiful comment dear, I'm really grateful ❤️😊

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The truth is you are good in what you do no caps 😊

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It's better to check before he say words in Amanda's hands, hehehehe.... I can feel.thay relief when he heard Amanda wasn't in the shop...

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Yeah, he was almost weeing in his pants, hehe.

Thank you for stopping by sir.

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I was kind of imagining and putting myself in your brother's shoe

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Hahaha, this one you are doing that, seems like you have had similar experience before?

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Oh, I can relate to that very situation. At that split second, you have to both calm down and answer sensibly at once to the two speakers or you may be done for.. 😂😂
By the way, I hope that Amanda ain't the break bottles ones.. 😅 If yes, tell your bro to run for his life o

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Yes, we had to calm down oo to give a very sensible answer, lolz.

No she is not, she just like being over protective 😂😂.
Thank you so much for stopping by Temi 😊.

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Oh, well, that is somehow manageable then, being protective. Well, e no suppose much ni.😅

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Hahaha as in ehn, even me as a girl I don't like it and I'm not sure I will be able to cope with it too if it's too much 😂

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Exactly, my point. Even if the love is sickening there should exist a level of maturity and real trust.

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Yeah, I totally agree with you. If we do such things it's obvious we don't have trust in such relationships so it's better to just end it 😏.

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Lol, the guy still dey gist you when you don zone out. That's super funny. I can't even stand people looking at their phones when I am talking to them then you were talking to a whole customer and he was still talking. HE GET STRENGHT.

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As in ehn, my brother is not a good talker but once he starts you need to run 😂😂.

Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving such beautiful comment, I'm really grateful 🙏❤️.

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Lol...I'll talk to him joor.

And you are welcome

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That means you are a good talker too, hehe.

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