A Multiverse Sloth Named Professor Xorkanoff (SCP-4149-2)

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Meet Professor Xorkanoff (a.k.a. SCP-4149-2). He's just a 2 meter tall bipedal sloth-like creature that speaks English very, very slowly. Professor Xorkanoff is notable for owning a private art gallery that exists in its own extra-dimensional space.

I suspect SCP-4149-2 probably comes from a parallel reality in which sloths rather than hominids evolved to become a technological species. According to the art galley proprietor his home world frowns upon artistic expression and Professor Xorkanoff is in a sort of exile.

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i just discovered that this community existe les go

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Welcome. Feel free to post SCP-related content. I'll be making a new post soon.

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hi man(dog from picture) haf are you?

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