My Best Childhood Memory

The next day Satish did not come, we thought that he did not come due to insult. When the lunch bell rang, we started eating the lunch boxes brought from our respective homes, when at the gate we saw a woman shouting loudly and abusing, who was holding Satish's hand. Now we understood that Satish's mother has arrived and some action is about to begin, at that time Brock Lesnar was my favorite wrestler.

Satish and his mother enter the school and go straight towards the staff room where all the teachers used to have lunch, I could not control myself and after packing my lunch, I started walking towards the staff room with Satish. Many children of our class were at the back, then me, Satish at second place and Satish's mother roaring at the first place. All of us children stood at the gate of the staff room and as soon as Satish's mother entered the staff room, she chokeslammed the Hindi teacher.

Before the other teachers could say anything, Satish shouted, “He is a Hindi teacher.” On hearing this, Satish's mother threw a spinebuster on the mathematics teacher sitting 3 chairs away from his chair. Seeing this scene, all of us children started laughing loudly and started telling Satish that your mother is fighting like an Undertaker.

Satish had lost his temper by now because his mother was knocking out the school teachers. Satish runs to the drawing teacher and shouts, “This is the fat teacher who hit me.” Satish's mother moves towards the drawing teacher and holds his hand and punches him in the stomach and wins the Royal Rumble title with the finishing move. Seeing them winning and the teachers losing, all the children start laughing loudly and clapping. By now the principal also arrives and the library teacher calms down Satish's mother but Satish's mother goes to the school with a warning that "if anyone hits my son, no one will be worse than me."

This school memory tops the rank of my memories. Even today I laugh when I remember that day and yes now my favorite wrestler is Undertaker.

Hindi:
मैं बचपन से एक बहुत शरारती बच्चा रहा हूँ, पर अब मैं एकदम अच्छा बच्चा बन चूका हूँ. मेरी शरारतों की गिनती करें तो उँगलियाँ कम पड़ जाएँगी और मेरी शरारतें ही मेरी बेस्ट मेमोरी बन गयी हैं जिन्हें याद करके मैं आज भी बहुत खुश होता हूँ.

सांप, मेंढ़क, छिपकली, कोकरोच, गिरगिट को पकड़कर लोगों को डराना, 7 साल की उम्र में एक छोटे से थर्माकोल के टुकड़े को कच्छे में बांधकर गहरे और बहुत बड़े बाँध को तैरकर पार करना, अपने दादा की बीड़ी चुराकर पीना, रसोई से खाद्य सामग्री लेकर जंगल चले जाना जहाँ जाकर खाना बनाना, 13 साल की उम्र में अकेले वैष्णो देवी चले जाना. और भी शरारतें करी हैं लेकिन यहाँ बताई नहीं जा सकती क्योंकि वो बहुत खतरनाक थी. मैं बहुत सारी यादों में से एक याद लेके आया हूँ...चलो करते हैं उसे याद;