"I Vant to Suck Your Bluuuud" Castle Bran. June 22
Growing up as a young teenager I used to "Scheiße in meine Hose" watching the magnificent Christopher Lee playing Dracula in "scary movies" made at Hammer Films. Usually with Peter Cushing playing Van Helsing. There was also a 90% chance of seeing boobies too! Happy days.
So I was quite excited at the prospect of visiting Bran Castle, the home of Dracula.
Let not my extreme disappointment dampen your enthusiasm for enjoying my upload.
Why am I so down hearted? I find out that Dracula was not real, never lived in this castle and is actually a work of fiction from 1897, written by someone called Bram Stoker, an Irishman who never even visited Transylvania!
There has been a castle on this hill for centuries, but now? Come on let's get touristic. dropping us off our guide said "be back at the bus in 90 minutes"
Dracula my arse, it is now a museum, housing art, furniture and other antiques once owned by Marie of Romania, who was born Princess Marie Alexandra Victoria of Edinburgh, and the last queen of Romania, god these various royal leeches families are all inbreds when you look deeper.
Cue, dingy dark staircase to entertain us and lead us to....
....yup you guessed it......
.....keep them happy give them what they want, seriously?
Right get me out of here
Super architecture though.
Shall we look at some tat on the way back down?
90 minutes? 45 minutes later I am trying to find a bar, I need beer to get over my shock, what's next on the horizon?
Spongebob doesn't live on the sea bed?
Popeye doesn't eat spinach?
Debbie really didn't do Dallas?
Please no more shattered dreams.
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Yet you still believe in father Christmas and Easter bunnies, tooth fairies Oh the lies we were brought up on, we survived did we not?
Fact is no more realistic than fiction, look around!
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Being a pagan, I soon found out that the church hijacked our festivals so as to control the population with their lies and untruths...... Just like to day. Life is just a game, it isn't real #alienblood
An if only about to arrive, we didn't waste our lives learning all this we realized it the moment our eyes opened (knowledge handed down) Worked from Pop's garage making some gazillions to screw people over for years to come... #alienblood history repeats itself.
rinse and repeat!
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Cool place to visit even though Dracula wasn't real and even despite the tacky Dracula stuff.
was interesting enough, at least one could wander without some guide filling my head with enough facts to give me brain melt
Well, sure Dracula as depicted in the movies and books isn't quite real but he was inspired in part by a real person. Though he was known more for impaling people than sucking their blood...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_the_Impaler#Reputation_for_cruelty
seems like a nice guy to know!!!
Vlad The Impaler was nothing like this Dracula invented by Hollywood. It was one of the greatest leaders of Romania. During his reign there was no theft at all, cuz if anyone would get caught stealing he would get impaled, thus his nickname Vlad the Impaler. His actual name was Vlad Draculea and some were calling him Vlad Dracul(the devil).
We need his kind today!!!
for sure. especially here in romania.
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This... is why you should stick to UE..., none of this bullshit, just dead pigeons lying in their excrement.., what could be better?
nothing! absolutely nothing lol. Good point well made.
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