Happppppppy New Month to everyone on Hive and particularly the jokers and clowns on the community and if you are wondering if this clown is about writing something funny, you are wasting your time because it is April fool!!.- so sorry to disappoint you.

The first thing I said this morning when I heard my neighbor yelling like a chicken and wailing, "I've been tricked," was, "APRIL FOOL TO ALL THE FOOLS CAUGHT." It wasn't long until "It's April Fool's Day" replaced the joyous new month in my brain.

Making fun of me throughout the year is bad enough, but on April 1st, the hurt is unbearable and you'll never be able to recover until the following year for another April Fool's Day.

Instead than coming up with new tricks to perform on others, I made a compilation of some of the pranks you might come across. Whichever category you fit into, you can connect to it and move on swiftly.

Till figuring the perfect April Fool Day Joke?

Cracking your head on what prank?

Suddenly, your here this tiny voice in your head saying

"You are planning to do April Fool but remember you are a bigger joke also"

RELATIONSHIP FOOL DAY

Are you shy, quiet, calm and ball-less?

Do you wish to express your love for someone but you simply cannot?

Do you hope to ask that pretty woman or handsome man, you have been stalking around from facebook to IG?

The moment you have been waiting for is here, Guess what?.

You can finally disguise and shoot your shot, if he/she says NO- simply scream APRIL FOOL!!!. Either way it is a Win-Win for you.

Me: I have been wanting to say that I have feelings for you

Crush: Really, but I don't feel the same way

Me: APRIL FOOOL, I got you..

But in reality:

Now, you in a relationship, imagine visiting the love of your life today and you catch the loml on the same bed with your bestfriend and they scream "April Fool"...

MY ADVISE- Ignore April Fool and kindly dig two graves immediately to bury both of them. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICK.

BUSINESS PRANK

If you are planning to have a short stay on planet Earth, well here is your chance to join your ancestors. Simply request for your friends to drop their account numbers that you wish to send them money. Immediately they drop their details, reply with these three words- "APRIL FOOL DEAR"

Also, now would be the time to price that expensive wig, car and any product you like, immediately you get the price and ask for details, simply reply APRIL FOOL.

As a vendor, if you have to deliver products to your clients today, you can simply cause them hypertension and high blood pressure by saying- "April Fool, you won't be receiving your products anymore. Thank you for your time".

DID YOU KNOW??

The Police Unit of The Federal Republic of Nigeria was created on 1st April of 1930

Coincidence?

Explains why we have clowns dressed on black parading themselves as Police Officers, when they ought to be comedians. In the spirit of April Fool Day, it would be a great time to dial the police emergency lines and report a robbery but when giving address scream "APRIL FOOL"

RANDOM PRANK DUMP

If you are lover of sport, incase your team looses woefully today especially if it is Football, today would be a good day to disguise and save yourself from bants by using April Fool as an excuse for your loss.

If you are into sport betting, now would be a time to report to customer care that your loss bets are not real and it was just you practicing for the April Fool..

If you are hoping to break away from a relationship, now is the time to send a break up message and your babe might laugh over it as a prank, laugh too and immediately you finish laughing, go back to default by saying "It is not a joke"

Well, if you took my advise and tried any of these pranks which might or should get you in trouble either emotionally or physically, I wish you the very best and all I can say is April Fool.

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