RE: Some Rhymes from the Times of Waksleight
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Does placing insanity on waivers come with bold fresh new and exciting flavors?
Waksleight is handing out waivers he signed like autographs in neon colors and each recipient immediately licks the signature. Interestingly, Waksleight seems very focused on providing new flavors, because even the hood of his coat has an eccentric waiter (which I initially took for a penis but immediately decided that was unsatisfactory) holding up a platter. On this particular platter their appears to be a mini-me.
Man receives red colored signature on waiver and licks it. "Whoa. I got mini-me flavor. Tastes like sweat."
Then there is the forehead situation, where Waksleight seems to be forcing the god-like part of his subconscious out of his third eye, and he is offering up the universe or something along those lines, minus the platter. That sort of thing doesn't fit on a platter.
Woman receives light blue colored signature on waiver and licks it. "I got enlightenment flavor! Oh my god, give me more Waksleight! Give me more!"
Waksleight's famous new-flavored waiver wafers can be found at the Waksleight Food Truck, parked on Mainstreet from 6-8 Fridays and Saturdays.
I can see how that could be interpreted as being a dick hood but of course I'm happy you looked closer and noticed all that other shit happening.
Of course you caught me late in the evening chilling after a hot day while I'm speechless and totally teachless if that's even a word anymore. It's underlined and finding out is a chore. At least you're not a bore when you come knock on my door with these comments I adore.
Waksleight is clearly a substance dealer. I don't know how I didn't see this.
You caught me late in the evening chilling after 48 hours in the land of flowers. Oh yes, that is a place.
Anyway, I wouldn't go so far as to call him a dealer. He isn't doing anything illicit - he's got a food truck license after all. Although he might be kinda selling his body with those flavors, so, maybe there is another term that could be applied to him.
Body harvester?