My first day driving the ship! / ¡Mi primer día conduciendo la nave!
The most important things you should know are well detailed in the manual we have given you. Inside the ship, you will find all the components listed in the manual. You must learn them all because each artifact has a function to fulfill and knowing it can make a big difference between life and death.
The manual was very well explained, each part had its names and designated its usefulness. There was no loss. But, there was one thing that certainly helped a lot in memorizing things. I covered the names of all the parts and started going through them one by one. The ones that were most difficult for me to remember I underlined.
I went to that field where I was supposed to be for the test and the light enveloped me, I couldn't move. I don't understand why they make these transports so uncomfortable. I arrived at the ship, greeted my two companions, and sat down where I was told.
My turn to drive the ship came and I recognized everything without a problem. I explained each part as I learned it and then came the crucial test. I was to fly through Mexico City undetected, take a cow on board, and leave some marks in the pasture so they would call and know how much they had to pay to get their animal back. Of course, this was a joke, we always returned it a few days later.
When I was given control of the ship, I mistook the camouflage button for the hyperdrive button and without realizing it we crashed in a place called Roswell, I was able to survive by chance along with several of my companions, but the instructors and the chief died and were badly injured in the fall. We left in search of help, but when we were returning, the humans found us, we saw how they ended the lives of our wounded and so we had to flee and hide.
Lo más importante que debe saber está bien detallado en el manual que le hemos dado. Dentro de la nave usted encontrará todos los componentes que en el manual aparecen. Debe aprendérselos todo, porque cada artefacto tiene una función que cumplir y saberlo, puede hacer una gran diferencia entre la vida y la muerte.
El manual, sin duda estaba muy bien explicado, cada parte tenía sus nombres y designaba su utilidad. No había pérdida. Pero, había algo que sin duda ayudó mucho a memorizar las cosas. Cubrí el nombre de todas las partes y empecé a repasarlas una a una. Las que me eran más difíciles de recordar las subrayé.
Fui a aquel campo donde se suponía que debía estar para la prueba y la luz me envolvió, no me pude mover. No entiendo porque hacen tan incómodo estos transportes. Llegué a la nave, saludé a mis dos compañeros y me senté donde me dijeron.
Mi turno para manejar la nave llegó y todo lo reconocí sin problema. Les expliqué cada parte como me lo aprendí y luego vino la prueba crucial. Debía volar, por la Ciudad de México sin ser detectado, debía subir a bordo una vaca y dejar unas marcas en el pastizal para que llamen y sepan cuánto deben pagar para recuperar a su animal. Por supuesto, esto era una broma, siempre la regresábamos unos días después.
Cuando me dieron el control de la nave, confundí el botón de camuflaje con el de la hipervelocidad y sin darnos cuenta nos estrellamos en un lugar llamado Roswell, pude sobrevivir de casualidad junto a varios de mis compañeros, pero los instructores y el jefe fallecieron y quedaron muy lastimados en la caída. Salimos en búsqueda de ayuda, pero cuando estábamos regresando, los humanos nos encontraron, vimos como terminaban la vida de nuestros heridos y por eso tuvimos que huir y escondernos.
This is brilliant - the bit with the cow made me smile, and the plot twist at the end was nicely imaginative 😁
Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.
Too bad we still haven't been able to decipher the number they left us to call to recover the lost cows they must have forgotten to return.
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