Nobody speak better than my friend

I have a friend that like to speak big grammar and each time he does this, I will tell him to stop it, he should be speaking the grammars that peoples around him would understand, because english is not all about the bombalistic, sakalistic and thraumalistic he used to speak, or if he wants to cause saka and trauma to people everywhere he go. A scene with his grandma is a clear Instance.

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My friend has a grandma who stays in the village, so how would his grandma understands what is beautifulistic and Mamalistic. So on this day we were together, when he started speaking all the listics in the world to his grandma.

I noticed his grandma didn't understand any of the things he was saying, I bent down and asked him to bent down so that the woman gave us her blessings, we were in his grandma's place for about an hour, and the woman was so admirable to see us, especially him, his grandson, but did my friend even stop and at least, speak to his grandma in a way she would understands him?

He keeps continuing speaking his bombalistic, sakalistic and beautifulistic to his grandma, he called all the things in his grandma's place listics, so his uncle came back and when my friend add Listics at the end of his words, the man was laughing at him, it was the time I joined along and laugh, because I didn't want the man to think that, I speak the way he did, besides, I have caution my friend to stop the way he speaks but he was becoming so brave of it, and present all his speech in the Listics manners.

Yet my friend can only speak big grammar and he has forgotten about the one's that are even important in communication, like I've, went, came, so we were on the way and he insists that he wants to buy something from a shop, he didn't told me what he wants to buy and I didn't bother to asked, we stroll into a shop and instead of my friend to used a simple grammar that will be understood by the girl in the shop, he continues speaking his Bombalistic ways of communication, and it makes the communication not to be understandable, the girl that was selling things in the shop keep asking my friend what he wants to buy, because she could not hear anything he says rather than bombalistic and sakalistic.

I didn't know what he wants to buy either, so I asked him to whisper to me what he wanted to buy from the shop, so that I can asked the girl to bring it to us, I gave my ear to my friend to whisper, because it was becoming something that other people who wanted to buy things from the shop, began to look at us, and some people didn't understand if we really wanted to buy something.

So, I gave my ear to my friend to whisper and right there in my car, I keep hearing Bombalistic and sakalistic and nothing else, I was surprised when shop owners start to sell bombalistic in their shops, but for a second, I thought, maybe, this his bombalistic is something they sell in shops, maybe, it was what he meant all along, he was promising his grandma that he is going to go into a shop and buy her a bombalistic item, so I asked the girl to sell me one bombalistic.

I starred at my friend if I pronounced it right and he nods his head, the girl that was selling in the shop, replied to me that, "they do not sell anything called bombalistic in their shop, maybe, I should check in another shop", everybody that were there laugh at us.

I starred at my friend again, he was still claiming to be right with his english, I took him to our house and I warned him not to speak any bombalistic or sakalistic to my mother or siblings, but immediately we reach our house, my friend start his bombalistic way, and sakalistic all he could with my siblings, since that day he left, my siblings has been referring bombalistic and sakalistic to me, they like my friend and they want him to come to the house some other time.