You Can Not Be Smart Forever

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Some people are just too gifted ah! My friend Emeka has been a very skill cheat right from childhood hehe, I have been wondering if he was born with it or not. It was such a rare gift but I know that one day it will land him into the land of trouble. His own gift was unique not for anything but for the fact that it only works on the opposite gender .

I and the rest of our friends had to join a prayer band purposely because of Emeka, any lady he points he fingers on that is all, no matter how beautiful and classy she is , he always has a unique way of getting her. Emeka has never had a single relationship before in his life, the least I know he had was five and he was even telling me that five were like a single lady to him.

I often ask him how he cope with their demands and how he manages to keep the matter from them, his response always was, is it not women? they have chicken brain, I have my ways broh . As a what's up nigga I will always hail him and give him some morale as he walks away stylishly.

Emeka has never been faithful to any lady only his friends knows that secret but to the ladies, his sweet and enticing words always works on them like charm, anything he says they always believe him. That guy acts so calm and innocent when he is with one lady, he can swear to her that his heart and everything belongs to her and no other lady. But immediately she leaves another lady will come over hehe. Men hmmm.

That was how that day Amaka and Juliet almost fought at his place but he managed to scale through because he told Amaka that Juliet was his course mate and only brought him note hehe. On the other hand he told Juliet that Amaka was his cousin from the village that just visited them. Foolishly both of them believed and they even exchanged contacts gist and became friends. Hehe! it was few months later when he dump both of them that they discovered they were both his girlfriends. What a player😁

Subsequently, he came and met me seeking for counsel that he wants to be very serious with his life now. He wants to date only one lady and he meant it. I gave him my left ear, because I know he was only talking because he lacked what to say but as time passes by I saw that he being serious by quiting all the ladies he was having. Wow am I dreaming or something? This must be God at work hehe.

Finally my guy has seen the light, I was so excited. my dear, I have seen ladies, through my friend, it was through him I knew that it is not only in mathematics that one can learn shapes and figures, you can learn that as well from women hehe. Him changing all of a Sudden is a big testimony.

The changed seem to be a positive one, I was already happy and was planning to go and do thanks giving on Sunday, when he came to my house early in the morning to show me a picture. Okay ! Now he has wrecked my plans but no problem. The truth is, I was not surprised but then I gave him a friendly advise to stick to only her now that he is determined to stay faithful, he thanked me and left walking stylishly as he would always do.

The lady was the only child of her father who was is a general in the army, he loves her so much that he doesn't want anything to temper with her. A drop of her tears is like a slap on his face. Anyone who makes the lady angry gets jailed by her father. Many of her ex lovers are there in the jail currently suffering because they broke her heart.

The order her father gave was that, for any guy who breaks his daughter's heart, before the person gets jailed he should be given two hundred strokes of Cain and if his friends be there they should be given fifty strokes and be their permanent house boy. Hehe, I warned my guy to please stick to that lady or just let her be because I was not ready for any story that touches the heart. I have been a man of experience, I have encountered military men a lot, I don't want to fall into their hands again.

After few week my guy brought another picture, who's this again? another crush, he said.he likes how she talks and bla! Bla! Bla!. And he started castigating and complaining about the general's daughter hehehe. At that point I had to remind him that, I was my mother's only son, I don't have time to go and serve anywhere o, but he managed to convince me that everything was under control.

As a good friend , I decide to ask him about the ladies . What are their names? he said the first one is joy that is the general's daughter. Okay! Wow that's beautiful how about the second one, he said Joy hehe! You mean both of them bear joy? Yes he said. Wow that's nice I said, but deep inside I was already crying because Emeka is a kind of guy that doesn't saves people's number with pet names , he was definitely going to save it with joy and joy.

I knew we are going to be in trouble very soon. Everything is alright my guy he said, Moreover i differentiated their numbers as Joy 1 and Joy 2 hehe! Atleast I tried this time around right? I didn't respond to that.

As a smart guy, he always knows how to different their voices and how to dodge any suspicion from either of the ladies, he continued like that until one day, he wanted to call joy 2 and mistakenly he called Joy 1 (general's daughter) ah!!. The other joy is a student in one of the universities in her state, the annoying part is that it was even a blind date, they have not meet before.

That evening he dialed the number and forgot to check the name properly. When she picked he didn't wait for her to start speaking but he overtook her and starting saying some things that were very strange to her, he was like, how was the examination today? Sorry I couldn't come over to see you yesterday as plsnned, I called your line but it was your room mate that picked and so on. wow! she was so surprised, so she decided to play along and allowed him finished saying his mind.

The worst part was that he even spoke about coming to spend the night at her place in school. Okay!!! Immediately he finished talking , she said Weldon Mr. Player, I have been waiting for this day to come. I have been suspecting you for long but I didn't expect to get you this easy . now it is over between us but then be ready for the worst, my dad will hear about this.

This morning, he came to my house and told me all that transpired between him and the lady. And lastly he said she had told her dad already, he managed to run and leave his house before the soldiers came Ha!!! What do you mean, the soldiers are after you already? Then what are you doing at my place this morning? He stayed mute. Guys I am the only friend he has. What will I do? Initially when he came I was happy that he came because he brought rice with chicken laps for me but after that horrible story , the appetit I had vanished instantly. I was just praying for him to leave my house, but his conversation seems not to be reaching an end.

I told him to go home but he doesn't want to leave my house, please my brothers and sisters come and help me, I don't know what I did to him that he wants to do this kind of a thing to me. I knelt down and started begging him to please leave my house but he wouldn't.

I even promise to do whatever he wants but he should just leave but he refused. Leave my house Emeka, but he gave me a deaf ear and even sat down, ah! After a while he decided to speak, he said, we are friends for life so we die together hehe! Ah!! you and who Emeka? You will die alone in this situation oh, I hissed and sat down at the next chair.

After some minutes, when I saw that he was not willing to leave at all I left him in our parlor and entered my room like I was going to do something. I packaged a few clothes in my bag and used the window for Good hehe, as I am talking to you right now I am in Ghana, Please don't tell anyone, let him stay in the house I dash him everything . I can not come and die for nothing hehe.

Thanks a lot for reading, I hope you enjoyed it?