I don't do dogs anymore

Good day comedy open mic, I am so glad to be part of this family. This is my first post here and i hope this post will put smiles on your faces and make you laugh as you read through.

I woke up this morning and I decided to take a walk around my house and I caught this funny sight.

This picture was captured by me using my Android phone

Things have really changed, I thought it was only in some humans that change in the choice of partner of their kind is valid, I didn't know that animals also have subscribed to it until I happen to witness this conversation between a dog and a pig.
Dog: hey pretty! 👼
Pig: what the hell! What is wrong with you?🤷
Dog: Em! Nothing am fine, am normal, but can I talk to you?
Pig: no! excuse me can't you see am busy am with my fiancee?
Dog: what fiancee? I insist
Pig : alright go on, but why did you call me pretty, seeing am not a dog? Is that not obvious enough?
Dog: it is true that you are not a dog, but you see things have changed, am social, I do every animal now
Pig: oh my God! You must be sick, you must be crazy.
Dog: yeah! You're right, I think am crazy for you
Pig: no thank you, go for dogs like you.
Dog: laughed, I don't do dogs anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pig: like seriously?
Dog: yeah, now let me proof it to you
Pig: no I don't need any proof, thank you.
Dog: I must proof it
Pig: I think I have to go now
Dog: I will follow you any where u go and I must proof it
Pig: running 🐖 🐖
Dog: followed pig and mounted on pig

The picture was taken by me using my phone

Pig: what are you doing?😲😲
Dog: I told you I can proof myself, now you see I can do it. 🤣🤣

Thanks a lot for going through this post, do have a wonderful day full of smiles and laughter