The way I didn't see it coming

I have never been a serious religious person all my life. I mean to say, i did spend time going to church just like every "the other" Christian who pretend to be a very good boy, but i know i have 3 terabytes of porn at home, despite i don't watch them anymore, but i failed to delete them. I'm not sure if that very innocent looking altar boy have a bigger collection than myself, but i know I'm not that holy afterall.

Sometimes in our life, things may not go as smooth as we do. I remember there's one very famous quote from the movie "The Island", Steve Buscemi as James Mccord answered to the clone person of an inquiry of what's God. "When you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God is the guy who ignores you". I dont usually drive to McDonald's for breakfast during the weekend, so happen that day i felt unusually hungry, got myself a bowl of Nasi Lemak, and they dont have anchovies 😕 meh...

I started banging tables, demanding a refund, but it was charged to my credit card, and there's no way the restaurant is going to pay me cash. I condemn the restaurant for being dishonest about the way they conduct business. Imgaine when you ordered and paid for a burger, they ran out of bugger patty without telling you. By the time it served, you get a slice of cheese, lettce and cucumber between the burger bun, will you be happy?

I knew there's no way throwing tantrum can solve the problem. Our local McDonald's are known to be rude, and their customer service never entertain any of my complaints at all. I didn't wished for anything more than just get over with my incomplete breakfast, and then i was awarded with a fried rice noodle breakfast with coconut roll desserts for tea break. Nope, i dont hate it, that is exactly what an ordinary Malaysian would thank God for a good breakfast.

What i didnt see coming was, dinner was a treat by a friend at the Dunkin. And guess what, he ordered me a set of sunny egg muffin. What can i say, this is a perfect breakfast, complete with coffee. Who would have guessed, this is my third time breakfast for the day. By the time we're done, and ready to go home, i received message from home minister as she said kept some food for me as supper.

Guess what. Another fried vermicelli was kept in the food warmer, which is what a normal local breakfast would get. Seriously, i think i have subconsciously make a request in my mind. I didn't say it in a "prayer" format but i guess my mind sent some energy to the universe about my crappy McDonald's breakfast, and the universe heard me rant and trying to shut me up with more breakfastsess 😂

Sometimes, we dont know what we really want, and we abuse "prayer" by sending all our ridiculous wishes to God. I don't think God ignores my wishlist for no reason, perhaps my 4 breakfasts a day is a good lesson to learn. Had i made that prayer, God probably will press the giant "ignore the kid" button and say, be careful what you wished for 😂😂😂